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    Firefighters needed to help pull student out of vagina



    "What was meant to be a funny dare turned into an utter embarrassment for an American exchange student, who found himself trapped in a giant stone vagina in Germany.

    Firefighters had to be called in to deliver the man, head-first, to safety after his foot became trapped in the large marble sculpture at Tubingen University in Germany."

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/1018...t-stone-vagina


    First time getting some perhaps?

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    They should have gone around the back and stuck a finger up its ass, the fanny fart would have spit him right out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    They should have gone around the back and stuck a finger up its ass, the fanny fart would have spit him right out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    They should have gone around the back and stuck a finger up its ass, the fanny fart would have spit him right out.
    LEGEND!

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    Hey, It would have saved a shitload of tax dollars I reckon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Hey, It would have saved a shitload of tax dollars I reckon.
    yeah but they dont get paid tax dollars.
    Lulz though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    yeah but they dont get paid tax dollars.
    Lulz though.
    So who funds the firefighters?
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    They could just snatch him out!
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    Hmmm if I was the firefighter I'd have flopped out my largest, firmest hose and given it a really good squirt. Lubrication solves most things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    So who funds the firefighters?
    Whenever a picture involves Firefighters and vaginas I thought it would be on Larry Flint or the likes tab?

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    jews.

    Five fire crews. They were just taking the piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buggerit View Post
    That's one way to make a cunt of yourself
    That would be the second time in his life that he's come out of one of those

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    Cunt of a position to find yourself in

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