Hipsters

[tri boy]

Fads passed me by while I was trying to keep my British bikes on the road, my clothes got dirty and had holes in them, my hair grew long and greasy, the bikes got chrome and lots of noise, I got an attitude from more fucking things going wrong with my bike.

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You ol rocker you

[Voltaire]

Twenty years later I see people pretending to be what we weren't.

You mean badly dressed yobs riding old shitters as opposed to just right stubble, Steve McQueen jacket and a Thruxton?

The past only looks cool in movies.

[Motu]

You ol rocker you

That's a rather politer word than what was said at the time. No one wants to be dirty anymore, having your jeans go shiny from the grease isn't cool, and long hair tangled in knots from riding at 70mph with no helmet doesn't turn girls on. But just the right amount of grunge, a tame bike with enough snarl to titilate, being in the right place at the right time, you need to get the whole package just right....and luckily you can buy it all online.

[unstuck]

That's a rather politer word than what was said at the time.

Hee hee, scumbag springs to mind.

[Oscar]

I used to wear a smelly old belstaff and unkempt beard - apparently I was a hipster once and didn't know it.

[Voltaire]

I used to wear a smelly old belstaff and unkempt beard - apparently I was a hipster once and didn't know it.

You old BMW airhead, beardy hipster you.
Wheres your other Rant and Rave name calling mates?
They usually has 5/8 of tuppance to add to most things.

[Oscar]

You old BMW airhead, beardy hipster you.
Wheres your other Rant and Rave name calling mates?
They usually has 5/8 of tuppance to add to most things.

I got bored with them.
Besides, you don't need to go to Rant & Rave - I managed to get into a blue in the ADV section.