Bad Parents

**Biff** · 8th September 2005, 13:06

The kids stay up to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre - and the parents decide to play a joke on them the following morning.

**Sniper** · 8th September 2005, 13:08

Ive seen that before, god its funny. I must remember that when I eventuall have children

**bugjuice** · 8th September 2005, 13:11

lamfo.. I gotta try that some time..
it's like calling someone after they've just watched a movie like "The Ring" (no, not the porn one), and whisper "seven days....." and hang up.. course, has to be set up right

**Sniper** · 8th September 2005, 13:14

Originally Posted by bugjuice

lamfo.. I gotta try that some time..
it's like calling someone after they've just watched a movie like "The Ring" (no, not the porn one), and whisper "seven days....." and hang up.. course, has to be set up right

Give me a yell and I can help you with that

*sic · 8th September 2005, 13:29

HAHAAH class!

**Wolf** · 8th September 2005, 13:34

Originally Posted by bugjuice

it's like calling someone after they've just watched a movie like "The Ring" (no, not the porn one), and whisper "seven days....." and hang up.. course, has to be set up right

Yeah after we watched The Ring we discussed who we could loan it to just to give them a call afterwards...

**Motu** · 8th September 2005, 13:41

Oh shit,that's good...but cruel!

I sit up with my boys watching a scary movie or video,and I say - ''you guys alright,not too scary??'' 'Oh yeah,it's just a movie,it doesn't worry us'.....one day I think...one day.....

**Patrick** · 8th September 2005, 13:42

Beauty...what a laugh... which parent had to change the undies???

**Wolf** · 8th September 2005, 14:14

Has to be told - if only to dispel the false impressions some here may have gained, that I am a nice person...

Years ago I was watching the Sunday Horrors. A friend of my brother (who had sort of become a foster brother) was visiting so we watched it together - a crappy B-Grade about werewolves.

After the movie I told him a pile of rubbish about werewolf legends being based on real-life lunatics who, affected by the full moon, felt compelled to kill. As it was not premeditated (but rather moon-induced mania) they were unarmed and had to use tooth and nail to slaughter their victims - the animal-like attack coupled with human footprints prompted the superstitious people to believe someone had turned into a wolf, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit.

He then had to walk home, late at night - under a full moon.

He said his goodbyes and I said I couldn't see him to the door as I needed a piss. He headed out through the kitchen to the main door while I went into the hall - ostensibly to go to the toilet. Instead, I slipped out the side door and padded "softly softly catchee-monkey" down the side of the house.

He came out of the porch and stood in the middle of the path, staring up at the full moon.

I leaped out from the side of the house and let out a blood-curdling wolf's howl.

He let out a cheesy scream like one of the women in the reeeeaaaallllyy B-Grade movies and did the standing-on-one-leg-with-other-knee-in-ear "eek-there's-a-mouse" pose, as if he were trying to escape by running up one of his own legs. He really was terrified, not just taking the piss.

Had to let him back in the house for a cup of coffee and a cigarette to settle his jangled nerves and I was laughing so much I wished I really had gone to the toilet like I had said.