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    Immigrant Song

    A Somalian arrives in Manukau City as a new immigrant to New Zealand.
    He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank
    you Mr New Zealand man for letting me in this country! "

    But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".

    The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
    "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in New Zealand!"

    The person says "I no Kiwi. I from Hong Kong"

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
    his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Kiwiland!"

    That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not Kiwi!"

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a New Zealand citizen? " She says, "No, I from Tonga!".
    So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the New Zealanders?"

    The Tongan lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...


    "Probably at work."
    BlackAdda

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    repost .
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    fucken funny.

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