Birthing shows rant - full of inappropriate assumptions

[SMOKEU]

Perhaps the wife is giving you a hint? Unless you watch it on your own you sick bastard. Mind you, there were some pubes at 4:36, a bucket of bubbling placenta at 21:32 and some gorgeous stretchmarks at 28:53. Shitting the bed at 45:12 was a bit over the top, but hey, it could be of interest to those from Christchurch. Like the stirrups, the plunger and the goat.



EDIT - Sorry, you are from Chch.

Any prolapses?

[MIXONE]

I'm lucky enough to have two sons.The wife doesn't get a vote so chances are the tv is on a sports channel.

[SPman]

Add to my list of rant TV shows - all the Aussie shows - Master Cook, Border Line, Aussie's got Tallent, Masterbatter etc etc etc. One channel on one night has thre or four of the bloody Aussie shows back to back. Farks sake we are New Zealand - are there no good local shows about Sheep shagging or something?

We get bloody Motorway Patrol, Border patrol, etc - normally about 10 yrs old FFS.
Do you get Housos over there - the Sydney equivalent of Wainuiomata......or Bogan Hunters - searching Australia for the staunchest bogan. Quality shows all......

[AllanB]

Fuck me .. use the OFF button and calm down.

I'm living in a broken house in CHCH - hugging the log burner is a family affair in the winter. Mrs B had the show on TV so unless I retired to a cold room I was subjected to it in the background while I trolled KB.

It's still shit!


I've sneaked Top Gear on tonight ............ so far I'm winning!

[Gremlin]

I've sneaked Top Gear on tonight ............ so far I'm winning!

I think it's really nice of her to let you think you're winning.

[AllanB]

I think it's really nice of her to let you think you're winning.

Shes a keeper Apart from her questionable taste in TV shows.......

[Berries]

Yeah its a funny thing but apparently pain from childbirth is like 120 out of a 100

Sucker. It is 12 out of 100 and don't let any bird tell you different.

[Robbo]

Childbirth can be a little one sided..

[Akzle]

Sucker. It is 12 out of 100 and don't let any bird tell you different.

the proof?
Once a woman has given birth, she will later think 'gee, i might like to have another baby'

-kick a guy in the nuts, and he will never, ever, think 'gee, i might like another kick in the plums'

[PrincessBandit]

I fail to see what's so fascinating about the programme. Having given birth twice and been present at the birth of my niece I can't imagine why anyone would want the world to view their baby-popping-out procedure. Even Balu had to stay away from the "business" end when our two were born otherwise he'd have ended flat out on the delivery room floor.

I suspect blokes who watch are either exceptionally educationally minded or looking for some pervy moments. As fatmaxx once quoted somewhere "watching your wife give birth is like watching your favourite pub burn down".

Oh, and btw, despite the hideous pain of contractions and stretching and tearing etc. of childbirth, many of us have short memories of the horrible bits until we're about to go through it again; by which time it's too late to say "I take it back, I take it back"!!