Rolf Harris

**Jantar** · 8th July 2014, 14:18

Rolf Harris has been arrested. He was playing with his didgeridoo in A minor.

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An international force is being sent to look for the schoolgirls held by Boku Haram.

The US is sending a group of CIA operatives,

the UK is sending a company of SAS troops

and the Australians are sending Rolf Harris.

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Is there no end to Rolf Harris's musical talents? Hit songwriter, singer, virtuoso on didgeridoo and wobble-board, and now we find out he's also an expert fiddler.

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Skippy the bush kangaroo has come forward today, after years of silence.

She say's not only did Rolf Harris tie her down, but the dirty bastard went on to sing about it.

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Rolf Harris was Australian Under-18 backstroke champion in the 1940s.

By the 1970s he'd moved on to the Under-14 breaststroke.

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Animal Hospital’ with Rolf Harris has been cancelled tonight. The episode had Rolf Harris explaining how to handle a young beaver.

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Police have arrested Rolf Harris but they can't get past his excellent defence.

It seems he's got an extra leg to stand on.

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**Tazz** · 8th July 2014, 14:21

**Tazz** · 8th July 2014, 14:29

**Crasherfromwayback** · 8th July 2014, 16:30

Posted this else where...but now there's one just for the sick cunt...

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**nodrog:Me** · 8th July 2014, 18:18

I don't care what the outcome of the trial was, Rolf was a good cunt.

I met him when I was a sick child in hospital, he kept me smiling. He even organised for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

**FJRider** · 8th July 2014, 18:31

Originally Posted by nodrog

I don't care what the outcome of the trial was, Rolf was a good cunt.

I met him when I was a sick child in hospital, he kept me smiling. He even organised for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

All things considered ... are you SURE it WAS a cow .. ???

**nodrog:Me** · 8th July 2014, 18:35

Originally Posted by FJRider

All things considered ... are you SURE it WAS a cow .. ???

um yeah, why?

**awa355** · 8th July 2014, 18:38

First it was kids, then he hit on Maggie Barry. depraved bastard

**Jantar** · 8th July 2014, 18:52

Rolf Harris, 84, has been jailed for nearly 6 years.

He's hoping to have this reduced to life on appeal.

**Berries** · 8th July 2014, 19:59

Originally Posted by Jantar

Animal Hospital’ with Rolf Harris has been cancelled tonight. The episode had Rolf Harris explaining how to handle a young beaver.

ROFL.

He was dyslexic as well apparently.

**caseye** · 8th July 2014, 20:21

Sadly an Icon of my/our generation has failed us, pity is if he was this bad who else was? or is he the exception.
I'm shattered, I loved his songs, my just too old to be called teenaged daughters know em all by heart, and all along he was getting it by being a bloody depraved barstard.
Put him in that cell and close the door, no one rule for us and one rule for them about this one!

**jellywrestler** · 8th July 2014, 20:37

Originally Posted by nodrog

I don't care what the outcome of the trial was, Rolf was a good cunt.

I met him when I was a sick child in hospital, he kept me smiling. He even organised for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

has anyone seen the irony in him getting 5 yrs & 9 months, or 69months....?>

**FJRider** · 8th July 2014, 21:05

I've complete sympathy for the latest victims of Rolf Harris to have come forward.

It must have been terrible living with amnesia until now.

Rolf Harris to face paedophile charges.

Oh, if only there was a massive island over the other side of the world where we could send these people to keep them out of trouble.