Had to bring the car today as I had to drop off the trailer to get WOF and rego so I can transport my WR to the track - see cars have their uses![]()
Had to bring the car today as I had to drop off the trailer to get WOF and rego so I can transport my WR to the track - see cars have their uses![]()
Tosspot
The term tosspot, one of abuse, has come to be a synonym for 'tosser', someone who 'tosses' or masturbates. However, it originally referred to commodes as used in medieval London. This is evidenced by the final song in Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare.
When that I was and a little tiny boy,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
A foolish thing was but a toy,
For the rain it raineth every day.
But when I came to man's estate,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
'Gainst knaves and thieves men shut their gates,
For the rain it raineth every day.
But when I came, alas! to wive,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
By swaggering could I never thrive,
For the rain it raineth every day.
But when I came unto my beds,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
For the rain it raineth every day.
A great while ago the world begun,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
But that's all one, our play is done,
And we'll strive to please you every day.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
You can do it! Used to all the time on the island (admittedly it wasnt an FJ, it was an XT or XR), just make sure that it is bungy-corded nice and securely down one side, with the nose curving INWARDS (very important point this one, otherwise the wind gets inside it, the bungies start to stretch, and next thing you know, you've got a 7'3" wide motorcycle, of which 6'3" just jumped out in front of that oncoming car/tree . . .). On the brightside, if you do come off, then you have an extra layer of protection for your bike!Originally Posted by SARGE
Of course, back in those days, the board was worth more than the bike . . .
Waynes world, waynes world, party on, excellent . . .Originally Posted by OMGWTFBBQ
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Schwing!...- and then, Jeff Beck stuck his head round the corner and said, I know where ther is a confectioners, so we went there, but it was guarded by a bengal tiger.......Originally Posted by WRT
So no-one found my research on Toss pots interesting?
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Well, I drive cars (2001 Peugeot 306XT, 1990 Peugeot 205GTi, 1997 Fiat Punto) quite unashamedly. Because I can.
And sometimes (Shock! Horror!) I prefer driving the car to riding the bike. And sometimes, I have a lot of fun driving cars on good biking roads. I can drive a car at getting close to 10/10ths, but a bike at only maybe 4.5/10ths of its capability. I think it's because when I'm driving I can wear summat that allows room for my mighty manhood and ginormous nads, whereas I have to wear these tight leather trousers on the bike.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
So is that why you speak in a girly voice everytime you where your leathersOriginally Posted by vifferman
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To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
... the mind boggles .....
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
well i dont mind cages, because my road car has a full 6 point roll cage in itand its as fun as the bike in the corners...
they are needed and great if you have the right one
Correct AFAIK.Originally Posted by Sniper
And didn't Ben Kingsley sing it beautifully at the end of the fairly recent movie?Originally Posted by Sniper
I want a copy of that, I do.
And back on topic.
I don't hate cars.
I hate what some people behave like in cars.
I don't fully enjoy driving cars - not to the same extent as motorcycle.
But they have their uses.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
I love my cage- beats trying to carry a full drum kit plus extras on the back of the bike!
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
I'll admit I've got a car
Not that I use it because I love my motorcycle so much more..
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