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    Useless fucking thugs (Britomart)

    So, I'm back in Auckland for a week or two. I needed to go into town on Saturday night, and since the traffic would be screwed because of Xmas in the park, I thought, fuck it, I'll use the train while I'm here (I use the trains and ferries regularly where I live).

    Aside from the fact that your ticket only lasts for two fucking hours (so you can't buy a return ticket in a single transaction), and despite needing to play a lottery to get a payment type to work (each machine only seems to take one random type of payment, if at all); the train sounded like a good idea. It's embarrassing to see how broken things are with our transport system...

    On the return out of town, Britomart was packed with gangster wannabes, all jostling to prove they had the lowest IQ and the smallest dick. As the 10.58 pm train rolled out, we were fascinated to see a riot break out on the platform. The security guards were standing there with their limp dicks in their hands, and the useless Maori wardens were too busy trying to hug the little fuckers.

    Not a single arrest… I mean, what the fuck? What the fuck has happened to NZ? Fascist dictator for a PM. Rockstar economy with all the rich people getting richer. Nasty bloggers ruling elections. And bullshit like a 2 billion train system that will never work, with little animals roaming without consequence.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    ...this would really suit the Flyday Nite Rants thread...

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    Auckland once again proves what a classless shit hole it is.

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    Didn't even look like a decent scrap on the telly.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Where is Auckland?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Didn't even look like a decent scrap on the telly.
    There was a woman standing next to me that pointed out that it looked like a scene from the Planet of the Apes, monkeys on top of small objects, throwing small objects and beating their chests. Funny how accurate that was.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skippa1 View Post
    Where is Auckland?
    Tis the toilet between the bombays and the brynderwns.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Tis the toilet between the bombays and the brynderwns.
    Open sewer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skippa1 View Post
    Open sewer?
    Seems to be heading that way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skippa1 View Post
    Open sewer?
    A lot does pass through the area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    A lot does pass through the area.
    Wouldnt that give you the shits......someone needs to wipe up the mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skippa1 View Post
    Wouldnt that give you the shits......someone needs to wipe up the mess.
    vote akzle.

    I wanna see it all go down... I wanna flush it all away
    any fuken time, any fuken day...
    Bullshit three ring circus sideshow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    vote akzle.

    I wanna see it all go down... I wanna flush it all away
    any fuken time, any fuken day...
    Bullshit three ring circus sideshow...
    I will vote for you, pay is 5$ and a bag of chips

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    Quote Originally Posted by skippa1 View Post
    I will vote for you, pay is 5$ and a bag of chips
    $ wont exist. But yup. Fuken deal.

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