Is it a criminal offence if I...

[Akzle]

a criminal offense requires a crime.
a crime requires an injured party.
So yes. Come on lawerjew. This is right up your alley. Not enough good weed down your way huh?

I do, however, endorse euthanasing fat fucks. For the good of society and whatnot.

[nzspokes]

Could have been an emergency? (yeah right).

I've passed people on motorways, urban roads etc and beeped and pointed at them when I see them texting away etc. Most drop the mobile in complete shock. Wonder if they draw the conclusion... never saw him coming, lucky they weren't a cop.

Pity I'm not a cop...

Ive found knocking on the window has more effect.

[FJRider]

OK, I'll start.

Is it a criminal offence if I:

Notice a fatty in a shitbox people mover behind me at a set of lights who is ....

NO ... they are "Parked" at the lights and are not driving.

At worst .. they are "Hindering the flow of traffic" if they are slow (off the lights)

.. is it a criminal offence if I then commence to back into her shitbox, say eight or ten times, to make sure the CUNT IS PAYING ATTENTION?


well, is it?

Ummmmmmmmm ... yes ..

[unstuck]

Stupid humans.

[FJRider]

a criminal offense requires a crime.

On the roads ... it's a Traffic infringement. NO Criminal activity involved ...

a crime requires an injured party.

If you are in FRONT of said fatty ... how can you be "Injured" by their activities .. ???

So yes. Come on lawerjew. This is right up your alley. Not enough good weed down your way huh?

Judging by the original post ...I think the OP has (had) enough ...

I do, however, endorse euthanasing fat fucks. For the good of society and whatnot.

I agree ...

[jellywrestler]

lucky they weren't a cop.

cops are doing fuck all about it in wellington, if not nothing, it's widespread here.

[R650R]

You should have asked;
With fatty being so close to death through poor physical condition is it illegal to gift them some junk food.

Really why give yourself an ulcer over someone else's bad habits. I used to get wound up too but after zero response and feedback to multiple *555 and even 111 calls about cars over taking truck on blind corners etc, I thought if the police don't give a F#%* why should I.
Anyway after giving up and leaving it to Darwin, my blood pressure was lowered and life was cruiser.
Sure enough Darwin proved his point with a Camry sedan that overtook on a blind left hander (as well as 20m of truck blocking his view) at top of Atiamuri ending up rolled in a ditch at Tokoroa.

[Ribit]

Break the window, grab the phone and throw it away.
Problem solved.

[Tazz]

Break the window, grab the phone and throw it away.
Problem solved.

Make a few questionable calls that will show up on the phone bill to a Scandinavian 0900 number first.

[Big Dave]

Dude. You have *got* to stop listening to the Henry Rollins Band.

You know the cure for an OD? We intervene and make you watch consecutive episodes of Eric Idle's Rutland Weekend Television.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Dude. You have *got* to stop listening to the Henry Rollins Band.

You know the cure for an OD? We intervene and make you watch consecutive episodes of Eric Idle's Rutland Weekend Television.

If ever the cure was worse than the disease......

People seem to have the wrong idea: I am not a fat angry middle aged white man. I've lost quite a bit of weight lately through virtue and exercise.



^ smiley face.

[Swoop]

Is it a criminal offence if I then commence to back into her shitbox, say eight or ten times, to make sure the CUNT IS PAYING ATTENTION?

NO!

Tubby McFartstain was obviously following too closely.

Bitch-Slap that cow with a ticket and clip an ear tag onto her heifer arse.

[caspernz]

Obtain supply of golf balls, practice lobbing...that's all I'll say on the subject

[mrchips]

it's widespread here.

Yep, i see heaps of these txters on my commutes. The problem with policing them is catching the sneeky buggers in the act.... hopefully, before it's too late.

[ellipsis]

...is it legal to txt or phone whilst stopped at the lights?...I was surrounded by yakkers and txters one day last week, while at a set of lights, but the cop who was also surrounded by them didn't seem or want to notice...one didn't give a fuck that me trying to overtake a tourist in a 'wicked camper', doing 55k on the highway and who then sped up and kept me from getting back into the left lane, was at fault for me doing, (having to do), 102 ks with my trailer to get past the fucking idiots...(maybe this should have been in the Friday Night Rants thread)...