Is it a criminal offence if I...

[HenryDorsetCase]

OK, I'll start.

Is it a criminal offence if I:

Notice a fatty in a shitbox people mover behind me at a set of lights who is not looking up but looking down at phone in lap and fucking texting (clearly fatty has committed two offences already, viz: 1) being a fatty and thus stealing my oxygen; and 2) texting). I drive off then fatty eventually notices and drives after being beeped at by the citizen behind her. We stop at the next set of lights with fatty behind me again (Yay, Christchurch roads).

Is it a criminal offence if I then commence to back into her shitbox, say eight or ten times, to make sure the CUNT IS PAYING ATTENTION?


well, is it?

[Gremlin]

Could have been an emergency? (yeah right).

I've passed people on motorways, urban roads etc and beeped and pointed at them when I see them texting away etc. Most drop the mobile in complete shock. Wonder if they draw the conclusion... never saw him coming, lucky they weren't a cop.

Pity I'm not a cop...

[iranana]

if you hit that shitbox, then yeah it would be. if you're just getting cozy, rolling forward and repeating... then i'm not sure. i would assume that there's some kind of rule about staying stationary at the lights

[Murray]

(clearly fatty has committed two offences already, viz: 1) being a fatty and thus stealing my oxygen;

They should get a medal for that.

FAT BIKERS RULE OK!!!!!!

[James Deuce]

No, the person behind is always in the wrong.

[BigAl]

Prolly not if your are a;

1. maori prince
2. sports person who plays/may play overseas
3. malaysian diplomat

[Bikemad]

OK, I'll start.

Is it a criminal offence if I:

Notice a fatty in a shitbox people mover behind me at a set of lights who is not looking up but looking down at phone in lap and fucking texting (clearly fatty has committed two offences already, viz: 1) being a fatty and thus stealing my oxygen; and 2) texting). I drive off then fatty eventually notices and drives after being beeped at by the citizen behind her. We stop at the next set of lights with fatty behind me again (Yay, Christchurch roads).

Is it a criminal offence if I then commence to back into her shitbox, say eight or ten times, to make sure the CUNT IS PAYING ATTENTION?


well, is it?

hang on.....aern't you a lawyer

No, the person behind is always in the wrong.

unless the other vehicle is reversing

[awa355]

Miserable bastards save money for their retirement.
Fatties save food and beer for theirs.

[jasonu]

OK, I'll start.

Is it a criminal offence if I:

Notice a fatty in a shitbox people mover behind me at a set of lights who is not looking up but looking down at phone in lap and fucking texting (clearly fatty has committed two offences already, viz: 1) being a fatty and thus stealing my oxygen; and 2) texting). I drive off then fatty eventually notices and drives after being beeped at by the citizen behind her. We stop at the next set of lights with fatty behind me again (Yay, Christchurch roads).

Is it a criminal offence if I then commence to back into her shitbox, say eight or ten times, to make sure the CUNT IS PAYING ATTENTION?


well, is it?

It shouldn't be.

[buggerit]

This is a public service and you WILL be mentioned in the Queens birthday honours list

[Geeen]

This is a public service and you WILL be mentioned in the Queens birthday honours list

What he said ^^^^ They can't be too fat if they still have a lap... I seen a fair few with their gut on the steering wheel

[The Reibz]

You seem rather mad over simple everyday shit that everyone has to deal with...

[Blackbird]

Could have been an emergency? (yeah right).

I've passed people on motorways, urban roads etc and beeped and pointed at them when I see them texting away etc. Most drop the mobile in complete shock. Wonder if they draw the conclusion... never saw him coming, lucky they weren't a cop.

Pity I'm not a cop...

BMW, yellow helmet, hi-viz - what's the bet that a lot of 'em THINK you're a cop for that bowel-loosening moment during which they drop the phone

[Banditbandit]

OK, I'll start.

Is it a criminal offence if I:

Notice a fatty in a shitbox people mover behind me at a set of lights who is not looking up but looking down at phone in lap and fucking texting (clearly fatty has committed two offences already, viz: 1) being a fatty and thus stealing my oxygen; and 2) texting). I drive off then fatty eventually notices and drives after being beeped at by the citizen behind her. We stop at the next set of lights with fatty behind me again (Yay, Christchurch roads).

Is it a criminal offence if I then commence to back into her shitbox, say eight or ten times, to make sure the CUNT IS PAYING ATTENTION?


well, is it?

You know people behave like fuckwits .. why do you let their behaviour rile you up and spoil your day?

[James Deuce]

unless the other vehicle is reversing

So turn around and drive into the idiot. Have you NO imagination?