Is it a criminal offence if I...

[cynna]

whats worse - speeding on a bike or texting at the lights?

[ellipsis]

whats worse - speeding on a bike or texting at the lights?

...probably texting while speeding on a bike at night with no lights, would be a little dangerous...

[Big Dave]

whats worse - speeding on a bike or texting at the lights?

Texting on a bike while speeding.

[awa355]

This is NOT texting ok??

[scumdog]

OK, I'll start.

Is it a criminal offence if I:

Notice a fatty in a shitbox people mover behind me at a set of lights who is not looking up but looking down at phone in lap and fucking texting (clearly fatty has committed two offences already, viz: 1) being a fatty and thus stealing my oxygen; and 2) texting). I drive off then fatty eventually notices and drives after being beeped at by the citizen behind her. We stop at the next set of lights with fatty behind me again (Yay, Christchurch roads).

Is it a criminal offence if I then commence to back into her shitbox, say eight or ten times, to make sure the CUNT IS PAYING ATTENTION?


well, is it?

Another question: Would you tap her? (Or any one of her immeasurable wrinkles)

[awayatc]

Way to do that,
if you thus inclined,
is to work your way through the wrinkles untill you hit shit....
then just go back one.....

[Banditbandit]

This is NOT texting ok??

Harley rider .. says it all ..

[imdying]

Only if you're ramming them with such force as they could practicably argue you're trying to injure or kill them. Otherwise it's purely a civil matter in'it?

[HenryDorsetCase]

Another question: Would you tap her? (Or any one of her immeasurable wrinkles)

I wouldn't touch her with yours.