Why do scooters have silly names?

[Zipper2T]

Razz, BeeWee, Beaver, Tee, Lead, Majesty, Beverly, Hacker and of course, the unforgettable Benda BD125T.

[buggerit]

Razz, BeeWee, Beaver, Tee, Lead, Majesty, Beverly, Hacker and of course, the unforgettable Benda BD125T.

Its a scooter, saves wasting a good name on them.

[AllanB]

A big scooter market is for females. They are unlikely to buy something called the 'Thruster' or 'Penetrator'

[sidecar bob]

A big scooter market is for females. They are unlikely to buy something called the 'Thruster' or 'Penetrator'

Although Harley are somehow able to sell wide glide, duo glide, fat boy, v rod etc etc from a catalogue that has names that sound more like they're dildos than bikes.

[Hitcher]

Perhaps it's the silly names that attracts Jamie Oliver?

[FJRider]

Perhaps it's the silly names that attracts Jamie Oliver?

And ... silly threads attract Hitcher's ...

But as for the scooter names ... Japanese marketing whiz-kids are showing off their English language vocabulary ..

[ruaphu]

Yeah there's a wee scooter getting our town, it's called a PMS of all feckin things and yep it's owned by a woman. Jus about feel off my bike laughing when seen i it. Must be the worst name ever for a scooter.


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[AllanB]

Although Harley are somehow able to sell wide glide, duo glide, fat boy, v rod etc etc from a catalogue that has names that sound more like they're dildos than bikes.

Bet you can buy a genuine anniversary HD dildo then! Real American 'iron'

[awa355]

Car models would have names just as stupid.

[Erelyes]

Razz, BeeWee, Beaver, Tee, Lead, Majesty, Beverly, Hacker and of course, the unforgettable Benda BD125T.

My 'WTF' award goes to this gem - Picture #5 of this listing -
Suzuki Address Way

Honorable mentions
Aprilia Mojito
Suzuki Let's 4

Bought to you by Dunedin, the home of squiddy students

[Paul in NZ]

So names like Sprint, Drifter, Chief, Apache, Maverick, Hustler, Atlas, Commando, Dominator etc are sensible names?

Trophy is a sensible name as the first of the line was a replica (well you know, with your eyes scrunched up from the other side of the road) of a bike that won an ISDT trophy, Bonneville because the engine (actually it was a T110) st a record there... LeMans because thats a place where it raced with some distinction... But things like the names above and Jota (a spanish dance or something) just sound manly and aggressive..

[swarfie]

Although Harley are somehow able to sell wide glide, duo glide, fat boy, v rod etc etc from a catalogue that has names that sound more like they're dildos than bikes.

So why not...dildos ride them

[sidecar bob]

So why not...dildos ride them

Or cunts.
You can have a bit of fun with names.
I call my black Mercedes Sprinter Ben Johnson.