What's your worsterest movie ever?

**AllanB** · 4th September 2014, 16:49

Originally Posted by Tazz

You're missing out on some of the best movies...

(seriously though, some awesome stuff comes out of Asia)

For the gun to work the trigger requires pulling. Is he pulling it with his dick? It's like Pacific Rim all over again .... you'd need to fold ya dick around the trigger, so it would have to be flaccid. Being flaccid you'd have no ability to 'pull' the trigger. Unless the thrusting action is so violent the flaccid penis pulls the trigger.

Obviously someone is going to have to try this out. I may write to myth busters.

**bluninja** · 4th September 2014, 17:39

Originally Posted by AllanB

For the gun to work the trigger requires pulling. Is he pulling it with his dick? It's like Pacific Rim all over again .... you'd need to fold ya dick around the trigger, so it would have to be flaccid. Being flaccid you'd have no ability to 'pull' the trigger. Unless the thrusting action is so violent the flaccid penis pulls the trigger.

Obviously someone is going to have to try this out. I may write to myth busters.

Since you can't see his dick and can see the trigger he is clearly firing the gun by thrusting his pelvis so fast that the wind pressure on the trigger is enough to fire it.

**HenryDorsetCase** · 4th September 2014, 17:44

Originally Posted by AllanB

For the gun to work the trigger requires pulling. Is he pulling it with his dick? It's like Pacific Rim all over again .... you'd need to fold ya dick around the trigger, so it would have to be flaccid. Being flaccid you'd have no ability to 'pull' the trigger. Unless the thrusting action is so violent the flaccid penis pulls the trigger.

Obviously someone is going to have to try this out. I may write to myth busters.

You're overthinking. You should also rent VOLCANO HIGH from Alice in Videoland.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0301429/...f_=tt_ov_st_sm

I think thats the one where the schoolgirl ninjas get tentacles grafted to them, and chainsaws and stuff. Like Ash in EVIL DEAD (speaking of stellar achievements in B movies)

**Big Dog** · 4th September 2014, 17:46

Originally Posted by bluninja

Since you can't see his dick and can see the trigger he is clearly firing the gun by thrusting his pelvis so fast that the wind pressure on the trigger is enough to fire it.

Maybe it is a hair trigger?

**bluninja** · 4th September 2014, 17:49

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Maybe it is a hair trigger?

Couldn't see any pubes either

**Maha** · 4th September 2014, 17:49

Midnight Express was another bore, it was an R18 at the time of release and we (myself and friend) were not 18 years but got in (yea baby right on!) but left part way through the flick (yes they were known as the Flicks back then) and went to smoke some weed somewhere, on the side of a hill iirc.

**AllanB** · 4th September 2014, 18:46

I've see a couple of shit movies with Dann whats his name from Machete. Real C grade crap. He's signing up to anything for the coin I guess and fair enough at 70 something!

Evil Dead. Excellent stuff.

I watched the remake a couple weeks back. OK. If I'd not been brought up on the original I'd give it a higher rating. Ash rules. Period.

**Mental Trousers** · 5th September 2014, 15:29

This week ....

Need For Speed

OMG that is bad

**Maha** · 5th September 2014, 16:15

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park.

'' Due to the film's poor acting and semi-comedic script, most Kiss fans disliked the film. The members of Kiss themselves despised the film for making them appear buffoonish. For years after its airing, no one who worked for the group was permitted to mention the film in their presence.''