How do you feel about snakes?

**george formby** · 20th September 2014, 10:48

Big ones...... And seeing as it's election day.

**nodrog:Me** · 20th September 2014, 11:21

fucksakes, lucky they don't have ears.

**george formby** · 20th September 2014, 11:59

Originally Posted by nodrog

fucksakes, lucky they don't have ears.

Oops, my bad. Should have put in a shriek alert.

**EJK** · 20th September 2014, 13:45

Originally Posted by nodrog

fucksakes, lucky they don't have ears.

No wonder the snake was trying to swim away for life.

**R650R** · 20th September 2014, 18:43

The thing must have been ill or digesting something big, surprised it didn't wrap itself around the threat?

Reminds me of this story other month: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-head-off.html

**PrincessBandit** · 20th September 2014, 23:57

Originally Posted by R650R

The thing must have been ill or digesting something big, surprised it didn't wrap itself around the threat?

Exactly! I watched Anaconda the other night (although must admit I was too tired to stay up to watch the best bit where it spewed the baddie back up). That snake did appear to be a bit bloated so perhaps it was already full.

I'm just glad we don't have bloody snakes here - big or small ones. Ewwwwwww. Although there are a few policiticians or hopefuls who could qualify.

**george formby** · 21st September 2014, 11:44

My Brazilian is a bit rusty but I think they are trying to get their chilly bin back.

**unstuck** · 21st September 2014, 15:09

Originally Posted by george formby

My Brazilian is a bit rusty

How the hell does a Brazilian go rusty? you got steel wool for pubes or sumat? I would advise staying out of the rain when naked, or spray some fish oil on that shit.

**george formby** · 21st September 2014, 17:21

Originally Posted by unstuck

How the hell does a Brazilian go rusty? you got steel wool for pubes or sumat? I would advise staying out of the rain when naked, or spray some fish oil on that shit.

Brazilian, pubes, naked, fish oil? That is a slippery slope my friend. I have Nigel Latta's number if you need it.

Could be a Ginga thing or to much iron in the diet.

**unstuck** · 21st September 2014, 17:27

Originally Posted by george formby

Brazilian, pubes, naked, fish oil? That is a slippery slope my friend. I have Nigel Latta's number if you need it.

Could be a Ginga thing or to much iron in the diet.

You would have made a great politician yourself, now answer the bloody question.

**george formby** · 21st September 2014, 17:45

Originally Posted by unstuck

You would have made a great politician yourself, now answer the bloody question.

Crikey, your persistent.
It's a long story, most of which I can't remember but the condition came about after I awoke face down in some road works next to the "wash car today" sign, naked, with me knob entangled in a cheap whisk. Another big night on the Chateau Cardboard I think.
I have a feeling that I was taking revenge for my cheese & onion souffle not rising appropriately earlier in the evening.

**FJRider** · 21st September 2014, 17:57

Originally Posted by george formby

It's a long story, most of which I can't remember but the condition came about after I awoke face down in some road works next to the "wash car today" sign, naked, with me knob entangled in a cheap whisk. Another big night on the Chateau Cardboard I think.
I have a feeling that I was taking revenge for my cheese & onion souffle not rising appropriately earlier in the evening.

Too much information ....