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  1. 15th September 2014, 00:58 #1
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    How the fuck are you supposed to know...

    which table cloth you're supposed to take to bed?
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    Those must be some ugly chicks if they have to keep em covered up like that.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    I think your supposed to put them in a big bowl and pick one at random.
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    A table cloth gets laid three times a day and pulled off at night. (it's a 1960' joke and granted, some wont process the meaning)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    A table cloth gets laid three times a day and pulled off at night. (it's a 1960' joke and granted, some wont process the meaning)
    But some tablecloths are stained, dirty and ragged, and only good for wiping your knob on when finished.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    which table cloth you're supposed to take to bed?
    Maybe they just pick a random sample?
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    But some tablecloths are stained, dirty and ragged, and only good for wiping your knob on when finished.
    Sorry, but I'll have to decline that dinner invitation you sent.
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    Bit like a pot luck dinner. And they do it 50 at a time.
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    It probably does not matter as they will no doubt be arranged marriages.
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    tablecloths? I thought they had brought their own bedsheets.
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    I bet every single one of them is hairy like a monkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    I bet every single one of them is hairy like a monkey.
    Don't be so judgemental. See their inner beauty and you could be blown away

    Quote Originally Posted by oneofsix View Post
    tablecloths? I thought they had brought their own bedsheets.
    I heard they can be pretty explosive in bed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Those must be some ugly chicks if they have to keep em covered up like that.
    Says the man from Gore ...
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