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  1. 19th September 2014, 20:52 #31
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    Stirts is only a few places below you on rep points now as well (and she like has 1/5 of the posts...)
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    Get a 5 year old to show you how
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Have you tried Viagra?
    yeah but I've just got the eye drops, they just make me look hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Have you tried Viagra?
    Aren't you that prick that infracted me?
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Get a 5 year old to show you how
    fuck off! I'm not untying one again, the little cunts run away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Aren't you that prick that infracted me?
    Not often enough.
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
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  6. 19th September 2014, 21:00 #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    only 1115, cos I am such a disrespectful fucker and don't like to play by the rules.
    well said
    winding up stucky since ages ago
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  7. 20th September 2014, 05:09 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwi cowboy View Post
    well said
    Who the fuck let you out? I thought when they put you inside for shagging animals, you had to finish the whole prison sentence.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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  8. 20th September 2014, 07:56 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    What the fuck? I have never had an infraction.
    Easier to catch than a dose of the clap in Welcome Bay, just post in a thread that hasn't been active for 18 months.
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  9. 20th September 2014, 08:03 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Easier to catch than dose of the clap in Welcome Bay, just post in a thread that hasn't been active for 18 months.
    I lived in welcome bay for 18 months while doing apiculture at BOP polytech, and never got the clap once. Got clapped in handcuffs a couple of times though.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Boot's* View Post
    Ok so who els'e has got them? I know ya out there!!!! is there an infraction's score board? Can I give someone an infraction? does anyone want any of MY infractions? go ya halve's!!!! And why the hell do I have to have an Infraction?

    Can we have an Infractions ride?
    Not this hoary old chestnut again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    'cause you pissed off a moderator .. don't worry - they are free ..
    Yep it was probably Gommelin the stalker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Easier to catch than dose of the clap in Welcome Bay, just post in a thread that hasn't been active for 18 months.
    you're still sore about that huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    you're still sore about that huh
    A natural remedy is Lanolin, something close to your heart?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    A natural remedy is Lanolin, something close to your pelvis?
    Fixed that for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Fixed that for you.
    Vigorous thrusting optional?
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