Key Government out on its own. No one else to blame!

[Brian d marge]

Ask Mac for a lend of his!

oh very good hahaha

[Banditbandit]

So .. Bill English thinks a $1 surplus in the budget would be "meaningful" ...

So much for national's economic management and promises of a $297,000 surplus this year ..

https://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-st...lus-robertson/

[mashman]

So .. Bill English thinks a $1 surplus in the budget would be "meaningful" ...

So much for national's economic management and promises of a $297,000 surplus this year ..

https://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-st...lus-robertson/

One Dollar Bill eh ... give that man a 269,999,999 bonus.

[Brian d marge]

well if the police and other community services start charging . .and we trim the pensions either by taxing essentials either directly or by shrinkflation
sell the south island to the chinese
Yes i think a surplus is viable

[Akzle]

well if the police and other community services start charging . .and we trim the pensions either by taxing essentials either directly or by shrinkflation
sell the south island to the chinese
Yes i think a surplus is viable

you realise auckland is in the north island right???


but then... unstuck is in the south.

tough call, tough call.

[blue rider]

you realise auckland is in the north island right???


but then... unstuck is in the south.

tough call, tough call.

We sell the south island to the chinese and approve political asylum for Unstuck...we could relocate him to Norfland....he could declare independence

[Brian d marge]

you realise auckland is in the north island right???


but then... unstuck is in the south.

tough call, tough call.

they are on the march south
which is a good thing really those chinese birds are a lot more betterer than the toothless heffalumps currently in rolleston and hornby

[oldrider]

John Key - TPPA prime minister in New Zealand - where America goes - automatically goes John Key - Unfortunately we (NZ) have to go with him! Bad move JK!

[Akzle]

John Key - TPPA prime minister in New Zealand - where America goes - automatically goes John Key - Unfortunately we (NZ) have to go with him! Bad move JK!

and everyones too busy not-giving-a-fuck to shoot the cunt.

tsktsk.

[Brian d marge]

and everyones too busy not-giving-a-fuck to shoot the cunt.

tsktsk.

I ve recieved weaponary from the states and will be through nz sometime next year



ANNOUNCEMENT

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile and as usual are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

And in the southern hemisphere...

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "I hope Australia will come and rescue us".

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

[mashman]

lollies

... Nought much like a good stereotype

[Akzle]

... Nought much like a good stereotype

except for.... 10 of em.

[blue rider]

the legacy Flag of our esteemed Dear Leader.

[blue rider]

chickenhawk squeeking and the 101st Keyboard brigade is masturbating over Dear Leaders verbal ejaculations



because some atrocities are more atrocious than others.

[pritch]

When I saw Key's impassioned performance I had cause to wonder, if he feels that strongly about it, which of his kids is he sending?