From riding horses to riding bikes! Noob on the loose! (Crapple)

[kiwi cowboy]

I have a theory Crapple is really *boots* posing as a women........
Lets be honest, its not a if he would need to dress up or anything..........

So what you really mean is you want it to be *BOOTS* posing as a woman cos then it wouldn't be gay

[husaberg]

So what you really mean is you want it to be *BOOTS* posing as a woman cos then it wouldn't be gay

No it would still be gay......but the boots would be cowboy

[Crapple]

I understand these ones come highly recommended.
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If none of those are your thing, I say you can't go wrong with a giant eagle across your back

How will I ever decide which one to get? They are all so amazing...

[husaberg]

How will I ever decide which one to get? They are all so amazing...

Tell me about one of them is my future wives sister....... its certainly a conundrum.........
I was going to get a prince albert but I wasn't sure if I could pull it off

You never did say why its Crapple? is it to do with the tree..........

[Crapple]

Doing good, full lock turns today. I reckon you can do the BHS soon. Time for you own bike methinks. The hunt has commenced!

Thanks cock, hopefully we will find something soon

[Crapple]

Tell me about one of them is my future wives sister....... its certainly a conundrum.........
I was going to get a prince albert but I wasn't sure if I could pull it off

You never did say why its Crapple? is it to do with the tree..........

I guess that's a decision you have to make!

Well, years ago I felt like eating an apple. It looked delicious and I felt like eating a nice, ripe, cool, crisp apple from the fridge on a hot summers day. I bit into it, the centre was absolute crap, it was soft and mushy. I thought a fuck it, just my luck to pick a crapple and tossed it over the fence into the neighbours property. They may have found an apple (crapple) smushed on the side of their house

[husaberg]

I guess that's a decision you have to make!

Well, years ago I felt like eating an apple. It looked delicious and I felt like eating a nice, ripe, cool, crisp apple from the fridge on a hot summers day. I bit into it, the centre was absolute crap, it was soft and mushy. I thought a fuck it, just my luck to pick a crapple and tossed it over the fence into the neighbours property. They may have found an apple (crapple) smushed on the side of their house

Years ago.......... that must have been a bad apple...........
I have been often been called a bad seed......

[Crapple]

Yes, it was a crapple. What do you call a bunch of soft mushy apples falling out of a fridge?

[husaberg]

Yes, it was a crapple. What do you call a bunch of soft mushy apples falling out of a fridge?

A bad pair......... say it out loud

[Crapple]

It's a crapplelanche. There's a bit more than 2.

[husaberg]

It's a crapplelanche. There's a bit more than 2.

Its Carte blanche if they fell of the trolley..........
I once ate a granny smith, I should have know better she was a sour old tart as well.

[Crapple]

Its Carte blanche if they fell over the trolley..........
I once ate a granny smith, I should have know better she was a sour old tart as well.

You should have seen that one coming. Granny shit apples are still better than a crapple though.

[husaberg]

You should have seen that one coming. Granny shit apples are still better than a crapple though.

too right it was well ripe and it made me quince........Id rather have a nice pear. what about yourself? how do you feel about them.........

[Crapple]

too right it made me quince........Id rather have a nice pear. what about yourself........

I like oranges, they often make a mess. I like to sit next to idiots I don't get along with and hope the orange will spray them in the face. I can't control my orange it has a mind of its own.

[husaberg]

I like oranges, they often make a mess. I like to sit next to idiots I don't get along with and hope the orange will spray them in the face. I can't control my orange it has a mind of its own.

orange in the eye, That's rough............. I think you should lay off the the citrus and stick to the golden delicious, less chance of getting those in the eyes..........
If you are having trouble controlling them, maybe you should stay away from the round ones and stick to bananas.
I must admit I do find most fruit appealing though, there is something almoist raw about it........
tootle pip crapple.