From riding horses to riding bikes! Noob on the loose! (Crapple)

[Crapple]

Girl... Uni...

Here we go again. 10 pages was last time's record.

I was actually going to write 14 pages, but thought fuck it, this will do.

[EJK]

I was actually going to write 14 pages, but thought fuck it, this will do.

Actually you don't have to do anything. Some weirdos on this forum will do all the dirty talking.

Enjoy the forum.

[husaberg]

I was actually going to write 14 pages, but thought fuck it, this will do.

I think he was referring to the last 10 page feeble (even by the general low standards of KB) attempt by the local KB monkeys to do the.........Oh so you are a young chick, its only right to show us the tits then........

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...y-keen-to-ride!

Ok in hindsight some of it was a bit funny..........

[FJRider]

.... Oh so you are a young chick, its only right to show us the tits then........

A Gentleman would have waited ... at least until the fourth page ..

[husaberg]

A Gentleman would have waited ... at least until the fourth page ..

I normally pg3 so I heard
I just thought I should warn her first, she wouldn't have known otherwise that most of them are old, fat, bald, incontinent and suffer from erectile dysfunction.
She might take it seriously otherwise.
Besides gentlemen prefer ladies and blondes, chivalry was never my strong suit.

[Crapple]

I don't take anything seriously boys will be boys...

[husaberg]

I don't take anything seriously boys will be boys...

I will give you a three page lead then....... see you later.
Butt only after you spill on Crapple.........wazitmean was it after the tree you hit?

[EJK]

I don't take anything seriously boys will be boys...

No, these animals are not boys.

[mossy1200]

Page 2 is almost over and I have only just spotted this.
Im getting old.

[husaberg]

No, these animals are not boys.

They make Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile and Elmo look like childrens show presenters.

Page 2 is almost over and I have only just spotted this.
Im getting old.

Swfta beat me here ( i liked it to be honest)

[Crapple]

No, these animals are not boys.

Well they're either boys, dirty old bald men or animals that can type pretty well.

[husaberg]

Well they're either boys, dirty old bald men or animals that can type pretty well.

I have special software that enables me to type without my hooves getting in the way.

[swtfa]

You can see why I started it with a simple 'welcome', the boys do the rest

[FJRider]

Well they're either boys, dirty old bald men or animals that can type pretty well.

I can assure you ....

1: I am not bald.

2: I am not a boy.

3: I can type pretty well ... I'm up to four words a minute now.

[mossy1200]

Does show us you t.ts count as a pix request.
If not this thread hasn't even formed shape yet.