How do you ''shoot up''?

[Sniper]

Of course, he could've been shitting me - I don't trust what he says after he told me of the "hot hay" incident...

Explain hot hay?

I have also heard rumours of household foodstuffs being used for a buzz. The worst I have seen is when I had to go help mum move a body into the ambulance because the guy thought Bicarb of Soda would produce a nice buzz. That was not pleasant.

[Wolf]

Explain hot hay?

OT but WTF, it wouldn't be the first time I've wantonly hijacked a thread (tho' this is a story about musos so it's not too far off the topic of drug use).

I'm actually surprised you don't know this already, Sniper, being of a Southern persuasion...

This acquaintance's band was on tour, one of the guys - can't recall if it was a member of the band or one of the roadies - was born, bred and buttered up North and had never been to the South Island before.

Naturally, he was complaining about the cold. One of the others who was more experienced with Southern Climes said, "Mate, this is nothing, it gets a hell of a lot worse in the middle of winter. It gets so cold they have to feed the sheep hot hay."

"You're shitting me," quoth the Northerner.

"Nay," replied the raconteur (or some other answer in the negative.) "It's true. You know how if you eat something really cold you get a blinding headache and indigestion. That's really dangerous and the animals can become sick and die if the food they eat is too cold. So they have huge heated rooms where they warm the hay so it's safe to eat. Now, you know how hay is a really good insulator - as anyone who's slept in a haystack can testify..."

The Northerner was well aware of the insulation properties of hay and affirmed, fascinated by now.

"Well, they shovel the hot hay onto the trailer and drive out to the paddocks. Of course, the hay on the outside of the pile gets cold but it insulates the stack so the hay underneath is still hot. They then dump piles of the hay out for the sheep to eat. Of course, the outside of the piles get cold but the hay inside is still hot.

"The only problem is that the hay on the outside of the pile of hay is cold and dangerous for the sheep to eat, so they train the sheep to lie upside down and eat the hot hay underneath..."

Around then the van was filled with people laughing at the Northerner...


Edit: Sodium Bicarbonate!?! Would be just great in an acidic blood stream! Yoiks.

[Sniper]

Hahaha, I have never heard that at all. Bloody good story

[mstriumph]

. now that's a thing you don't see in their advertisements .....

I have heard true stories from less than pillar-of-community acquaintances that people have mainlined Marmite for a buzz ...

[Wolf]

now that's a thing you don't see in their advertisements .....

A whole new complexion on "you should've bought something we both like..."

The guy also told me some horror stories of visiting drug pads "the morning after" and the state the place and the people were in - like the guy nicknamed "Peth" who shambled out of the bedroom, grabbed a filthy cup out of a sink filled with greasy dishes and filthy water, scooped up some of the filthy liquid and drained the glass...

Why don't I do drugs? Because that fucked up I never want to be...

[froggyfrenchman]

if i was you, i would be experimenting with vodka straight into the blood stream!
YeeeeeeHaaaw

[Wolf]

if i was you, i would be experimenting with vodka straight into the blood stream!
YeeeeeeHaaaw

Apparently alcohol was one of the things they'd spike. Apparently the brain does weird things with foreign substances entering the blood stream "unfiltered" - not willing to try, personally. Does make you wonder, though, why people inject costly drugs when Marmite costs fuck all and is deemed a suitable substitute by those who can't afford a "proper" fix...

[sels1]

We had a combined birthday party today,for myself and my daughter,.....

Well Happy Birthday to both of you :hbd:

[Charlie]

Their for blowing air into worms so they float just off the bottem an the trout can see em' better.Not that I'd ever fish for trout with worms ,but I have heard some of them hill billy types will do stuff like that.
Works good with frogs too,,,,ya' just poke it up their bums an blow.
Then the little suckers can't dive an hide ina weeds.
Mice float natural like,so ya' don't have to be inventive with them.
Shit,,,look at the time.
Bye.

I'm still pissing myself over this one!
Actually work wonder what I'm on chuckling at my computer....ahhh only advantage of a desk job, KB site keeps me sane (or insane, havent decided)!

[Jackrat]

Explain hot hay?

I have also heard rumours of household foodstuffs being used for a buzz. The worst I have seen is when I had to go help mum move a body into the ambulance because the guy thought Bicarb of Soda would produce a nice buzz. That was not pleasant.

Oddly this is true,
They get a toxic shock reaction an mistake it for a buzz.
Apparently some of the so called P out there is much the same,just a bad mix of chemicals that produce a toxic shock,not even a real meth high at all.
Bloody sad world huh.

[RiderInBlack]

Don't laugh. A psychic patient up here has done the "Marmite" and eucalyptus oil. Did my Nursing Psychic Case Study on him. Had a Duel Diagnois of Schizoaffective Disorder and Poly-drug Abuse. He was a prime example of why there are some drugs you shouldn't do.

By the way the body uses Sodium Bicarbonate (NaHCO3) as part of the Bicarbonate Buffer System to keep the blood plasm pH balanced (Carbonic Acid (H2CO3) is the other part). Arterial Blood is normally has a pH of between 7.35 and 7.45 in an Adult Human, which is Slighty Alkaline (NOT Acidic ). For those who are not of a chemical bent: Pure Water (H2O) is Neutral with a pH of 7. Acids is any hydrated solution (dissolved in water) with a pH of Less than 7 and Alkaline is any hydrated solution with a pH Greater than 7. Class dismissed

[unhingedlizard]

I have never in my life seen the words 'Enema' and 'Nice' in the same sentence

I hear in the US of A the latest craze is coffee Enemas.

Weird folks they are.

Waylander, you know im talking to you?

[Pixie]

All unused and sealed....but I'm thinking I might try them out my self,see what this ''P'' stuff is all about - um,does P stand for Persil? Because we have plenty of that around.

I'll tell you how to mainline 'P'.
Get a length of tubing,put a needle on each end.Stick one needle in your arm and the other in your penis and push.Running a tap may help.

[Macktheknife]

I hear in the US of A the latest craze is coffee Enemas.

Weird folks they are.

Waylander, you know im talking to you?

TYPICAL americans, you know if you shove enough of anything up a rats arse it will get cancer! If you told them they would feel better after tying a large rock to the testes and letting it hang for an hour, they would probably do it! Just for the relief of taking it off again after lolol

[Motu]

I've never liked Marmite,always been a Vegemite man through and through.....so maybe I could mainline ''V''.In another universe I used to frequent it was rumoured if you were on a real bum trip you could eat Vegemite and come down,but I was always pretty tanked up on my Vegemite to notice.