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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    One thing that is quite fun...
    When the home phone rings and I completely ignore it when with someone. You can physically see them squirming and beginning to slobber like Pavlov's dog when they finally say "aren't you going to answer that?".

    People have the mind-set that they must become a slave to their phone.
    Very well said I do the same and if I'm busy or eating tea, I don't answer the phone. My wonderful wife doesn't spend much time on the phone but if our land phone rings, she drops whatever she's doing to answer it, even if we have friends or family round. It really pisses me off because that's why we have call-minding service, for god's sake . Pavolv is the right description. Mind you, pre-retirement, I was a slave to the effing mobile phone so that's why it's not going to stuff up my retirement years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    If someone came up to you on the street and started yelling "TALK TO ME , TALK TOME , TALKTO ME" would you talk to them?
    Depends... If she was cute....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Exactly...phones can wreck the ability to fully enjoy and engage with others. But then I like the fact that turning them off can cause such chaos and mayhem more than farking rainbows and unicorns.

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    'Wow"... Its pretty hard for me not to interrupt this as being smutty, you have managed to cram that full of innuendo . As you were Shorty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Exactly...phones can wreck the ability to fully enjoy and engage with others. But then I like the fact that turning them off can cause such chaos and mayhem more than farking rainbows and unicorns.

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    Just turn the vibrate off
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    jst stopd to chk KB ++ found dis thred, LOL!!!!!1!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    If someone came up to you on the street and started yelling "TALK TO ME , TALK TOME , TALKTO ME" would you talk to them?
    Yes but it would be something like ''calm the fuck down you deconstructed crazy mess''... oh you're Ian Drury aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodman View Post
    If someone came up to you on the street and started yelling "TALK TO ME , TALK TOME , TALKTO ME" would you talk to them?
    I occasionally get that at the front door when the god-botherers show up. Interestingly, they can be a bit of light entertainment...


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    jst stopd to chk KB ++ found dis thred, LOL!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    I recognize google and farcebook. What is all that other crap?
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    nothing important has ever happened because of any of those things.

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