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    Can't fit on a VTR or an RF. Too much weight on wrists and too much ankle flexion required.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Buy a ducati st*
    Excellent fun for a stupidly cheap price
    Riding cheap crappy old bikes badly since 1987

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    Quote Originally Posted by rastuscat View Post
    The correct number of cycles to own is N+1, where N is the number of bikes you currently own.
    Don't forget the s-1 rule also, where s is the number of bikes where your partner has had enough and separation ensues. This is why i only have 4 bikes of the pedal variety
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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    Buy a ducati st*
    Excellent fun for a stupidly cheap price
    Except at servicing time.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Can't fit on a VTR or an RF. Too much weight on wrists and too much ankle flexion required.
    Get a car.

    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    MAy as well do what all the other broken, middle-aged fuckwits do and take up "mountain" biking.
    Yep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haydes55 View Post
    Them 750 katanas look pretty ugly, but so cheap. And you don't have to look at yourself when you're riding. Plus you're too old to worry about trying to pick up chicks.
    How they inherited the Katana badge is beyond me. I guess the name "Sumo" was taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by haydes55 View Post
    Surely someone has an aftermarket bolt on teapot>katana kit? Even to get it to look vaguely better?
    Toebug can do something with them
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    How they inherited the Katana badge is beyond me. I guess the name "Sumo" was taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I've been watching Paul-in-NZ fight and lose the same battle since he swapped kayaking for mountain biking.
    How the fuck does he return home with a fish, after mountain boiking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Except at servicing time.
    You could always do it yourself. But why the fuck anyone would want to work on a bike instead of riding it I will never know.

    So, you'll have to get a Viffer then JD. Fabulous daaahhhhling
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    It can be a cheap hobby... if you can just control you urge to buy everything that you see that has an inflated price tag just because it has a picture of a bicycle on it... much like motorcycling like that.
    I've had the same MTB for over 10 years, newer full suspension would be nice but mine goes anywhere I want it to, don't have any flash kit and don't need to be like the lemmings that do
    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Ohh I'm going to have to smack you, You're married to a lovely woman.
    She must be incredibly patient too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    How the fuck does he return home with a fish, after mountain boiking?
    Kite flying monkeys with long lines. They may have been monkeys, or they may well have been grand children. I couldn't see them very well with them way up there.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Get a car.

    Got one thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post

    She must be incredibly patient too
    Wrong gender pronoun. That was a looooooooong weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    It's a pretty fucking horrible realisation to come to when you start looking for a bike after a break from riding, that the only thing that falls into your price bracket and peculiar comfort requirements is a fucking Bandit or an equally as hideous Teapot.

    MAy as well do what all the other broken, middle-aged fuckwits do and take up "mountain" biking.
    I don't get it - I own two Bandits and I love them both ... The only issue I have is that the big one's sweet spot is at 180 klicks ... What is wrong with Bandits???
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