Job to make life easier

[scumdog]

Drug dealer?? all the cotacts you have made on the job could fully help you out, all you need to do is keep ya uniform confiscate some P and make all the twats you have busted sell it for you, you get to kick back in the lazyboy and watch the $$$$$ roll in....I bet the money is heaps better than what your on now.


You could be a drug runner like in the movies but ya going to have to get something that actualy goes fast.

Hmm, doing the first suggestion would probably end up a bit like my present job - except I would be lying in a ditch looking up at some other dudes gun-sight and hoping HE couldn't see it!

And I've got something that actually goes fast -just not subtle though!

[**R1**]

Hmm, doing the first suggestion would probably end up a bit like my present job - except I would be lying in a ditch looking up at some other dudes gun-sight and hoping HE couldn't see it!

And I've got something that actually goes fast -just not subtle though!

aahhh yes the cages, keen for a blast in one of those, whats ya best 1/4 time and speed?

[scumdog]

aahhh yes the cages, keen for a blast in one of those, whats ya best 1/4 time and speed?

Best for the 'Lorry" is 13.9sec @ 106mph - not as fast as a lot of scoots but hey, would carry a lot more drugs eh?

And best official top speed 131mph (have got to higher speeds 'unofficialy')

[James Deuce]

My nephew wants to be a "poo-sucker man". i.e drive a septic tank waste extraction system truck. Can't worry about getting in the shit if you're already in it , can you? Supply and demand too. How many people really, really want to be a "poo sucker man"?

You could charge what you want and drive around the country in a truck no one wants to crash in to.

Got to be low stress and there's always a need to suck poo from septic tanks.

[Dadpole]

I thought my job(s) sucked, but after seeing the life of a "poo-sucker man" ....

"We don't know how lucky we are mate.."

Scumdog: You know you would miss it if you quit.

[Lou Girardin]

You bloody love it.
You just needed some attention, didn't you? Poor diddums.
You could earn 3 or 4 times as much selling photocopiers, but the customer is always right, unlike your job.

[scumdog]

You bloody love it.
You just needed some attention, didn't you? Poor diddums.
You could earn 3 or 4 times as much selling photocopiers, but the customer is always right, unlike your job.

Selling photocopiers? - hmmm would have to be even more polite to those customers, no thanks,
And I'd have to live in 'Capitol City', no thanks.
And I'd have to find something else for exitement at work.
AND it would deprive you of somebody to have a 'go' at! (don't tell me you have a 'go' at photocopier salesmen too???)



My rant was just me letting off steam, too bad y'all had to wear it though!

[Biff]

How about getting a job in a motorbike shop? Talk guff all day to punters, play around on the internet baiting cops.

Don't know what the pay is like, but at at least the most dangerous aspect of the job is the risk of getting a paper cut.

[Waylander]

How about getting a job in a motorbike shop? Talk guff all day to punters, play around on the internet baiting cops.

Don't know what the pay is like, but at at least the most dangerous aspect of the job is the risk of getting a paper cut.

OI oi!!! Bad enough I have to compete with Indy for that job, don't try getting Scumdog to go for it too.

[**R1**]

Best for the 'Lorry" is 13.9sec @ 106mph - not as fast as a lot of scoots but hey, would carry a lot more drugs eh?

And best official top speed 131mph (have got to higher speeds 'unofficialy')

Not to shabby for a cage, the R1 has done 10.02 @ 137mph...if only i had wheelie bars i recon it would do 9's..


So when you bringing up? we can go play with the boy racers and there tin pot heaps of shit.

[scumdog]

Just been told my drink-drive runner got $1,500 fine and 2 years disqualification, ah well, thems the chances you take when you do a runner.

[XTC]

You should get a job like mine.... Still shift work but I would hazard a guess that it pays more just for watching a machine make bottles for 12 hours a day. Gets hot but that's about it... Oh and we can stretch our 30min breaks out to 45mins..... and no one complains.

[scumdog]

You should get a job like mine.... Still shift work but I would hazard a guess that it pays more just for watching a machine make bottles for 12 hours a day. Gets hot but that's about it... Oh and we can stretch our 30min breaks out to 45mins..... and no one complains.

Have they got a factory at the bottom of the South Island??

[XTC]

Have they got a factory at the bottom of the South Island??

No the only glass bottle factory is in Auckland...... Would prefer if it was down your way tho.

[Phurrball]

My nephew wants to be a "poo-sucker man". i.e drive a septic tank waste extraction system truck. Can't worry about getting in the shit if you're already in it , can you? Supply and demand too. How many people really, really want to be a "poo sucker man"?

You could charge what you want and drive around the country in a truck no one wants to crash in to.

Got to be low stress and there's always a need to suck poo from septic tanks.

I know...

but one of those poo sucker trucks exploded right in the middle of downtown Dunedin a few years back...spectacular picture in the ODdiTy. Occupational hazard when working with large volumes of poo-gas I guess.

I guess that in SD's line of work it is a different grade of scum that is dealt with: possibly a little less cultured on occasion...