ANZ can suck my hairy bollocks!

[willytheekid]

Try having 2.

...These flash fuckers from gore aye

Its a bloody nightmare up here mate...every open home we go to..."investors" bloody everywhere!!(They are snapping up house's flat out!...and leaving us first home buys in there well funded dust!!)

If I here "This will make a nice investment!..great returns on this!!" just ONE more time at an open home...Im scared I may just SNAP!

It will happen tho...just paitence, timing and luck I spose...well...I Hope!



ps...my ONLY requirement for new house...must have a nice garage for my bike & tools etc...the rest my Charlotte can choose

[swbarnett]

We USED to be with "The National Bank of New Zealand" and really liked them. After they got swallowed by ANZ it went down hill rapidly.

I did not want to bank with "the worst bank in the country", but I did give them a chance before leaving. There are still some good bits - like the ex-National Teller that helped me close the accounts.

I see from yesterday's paper that the fat CEO just got an 11% payrise, while the actual workers are fighting to get 2%

Why let yourself be ripped off, and your country sucked dry - get out from their dastardly clutches...

Who are you with now?

So far we've had absolutely no problems with the ANZ. And we certainly expected to.

[Edbear]

...These flash fuckers from gore aye

Its a bloody nightmare up here mate...every open home we go to..."investors" bloody everywhere!!(They are snapping up house's flat out!...and leaving us first home buys in there well funded dust!!)

If I here "This will make a nice investment!..great returns on this!!" just ONE more time at an open home...Im scared I may just SNAP!

It will happen tho...just paitence, timing and luck I spose...well...I Hope!



ps...my ONLY requirement for new house...must have a nice garage for my bike & tools etc...the rest my Charlotte can choose

Where are you looking?

[willytheekid]

Where are you looking?

Hi Ed - Christchurch mate (central or by the sea)

[HenryDorsetCase]

THIS! +1

...and yet Im still with them

But not for long!...buying our first home soon
And the day before...Im going into the bank with a smile on my face, and will be asking them to "Please close my NATIONAL BANK accounts"...oh...and please tell your CEO etc to go fuck themselves!..and I hope you get your well earned pay rise

Will be using a combination of TSB and NZ home loans
http://www.nzhomeloans.co.nz/
...using there system, I will have the mortgage paid off in 16yrs and will have saved nearly 200k! (that the BANK would have made!)

Anyone buying a house SERIOUSLY needs to check this KIWI home loan company out...great service, great support and best of all...great savings taken away from the banks "profits"


FUCK ANZ!...its OUR money!...its mean't to work for us...not them!


ps...buying a house is bloody stressful!...no fucking wonder I put it off for so long

sing out if you need a hand or any clarification or a second opinion. Or a recommendation.

[Edbear]

Hi Ed - Christchurch mate (central or by the sea)

Ah, so not up this way then...

[bogan]

Try having 2.

Things are cheaper in Gore though, I can barely park my car for the money your houses cost

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/ho...-for-sale.html

[Naki Rat]

We were National Bank customers and scarpered when they got assimilated by ANZ. Not being able to get past the voicemail of our 'business banking manager' was a total mind fuck

Now with TSB and 95% happy with them. We ring, someone from our branch answers and thing are sorted. The 5% except for us is that TSB have to 'piggy back' on ASB (?) for their Visa card services so generally there is up to an 8 hour delay when transferring funds across for larger PayPal transactions (stock buying). As we really only use TSB as an intermediary from PayPal, where most of our sales are transacted, to us we have a slightly unusual set of requirements of our bank and good comm's is high on the list. And no mortgage needs.

The bonus is that TSB also returns a lot of funds back into the Naki by way of sponsorship

[Maha]

Anne got her new card this morning, it looked better than mine and naturally I wanted a new one, so nah nah nah nah neh nah I got a new one also.
Went and had ''paid'' for a coffee at our besty cafe' which has the yummiest date scones ever!! Just the right amount of crunch on top and the right amount of sweetness, eaten warm with butter...:drool:

[HenryDorsetCase]

We were National Bank customers and scarpered when they got assimilated by ANZ. Not being able to get past the voicemail of our 'business banking manager' was a total mind fuck

Now with TSB and 95% happy with them. We ring, someone from our branch answers and thing are sorted. The 5% except for us is that TSB have to 'piggy back' on ASB (?) for their Visa card services so generally there is up to an 8 hour delay when transferring funds across for larger PayPal transactions (stock buying). As we really only use TSB as an intermediary from PayPal, where most of our sales are transacted, to us we have a slightly unusual set of requirements of our bank and good comm's is high on the list. And no mortgage needs.

The bonus is that TSB also returns a lot of funds back into the Naki by way of sponsorship

from my perspective they are without doubt the easiest bank to deal with because you phone a branch, a person answers, you tell them what you want, they help. If they cant they say "Ring Pete, here is his number - direct dial", and Pete gets you what you need. Fantastic. I was doing a rural subdivision and as you would imagine the bank documents are relatively important... theirs were spot on, timely, and made me look as if I was sitting on my hands. I really rate them. Their mortgage and lending documentation (and LVR's etc) are a bit different than the big 4 aussies (same as say Heartland or SBS) and they are a wee bit less free with the signon bribe but in terms of satisfaction I really rate them.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Things are cheaper in Gore though, I can barely park my car for the money your houses cost

especially at present - christchurch is very heated. At least once a week we get a "How much did they pay for THAT?" contract in the door.

[jim.cox]

Who are you with now?

So far we've had absolutely no problems with the ANZ. And we certainly expected to.

Took the day to day transactions to TSB and the investments to SBS

[neels]

Been with ANZ for years, only had issues a couple of times on slightly messy house sales/purchases post earthquakes, always been sorted the same day.

Helps if you own a house, or 2, or 3, and owe them a shitload of money, it's in their interest* as well as yours to get things right, and having a direct dial number to your personal banker at the local branch helps.



*see what I did there

[Madness]

Hairy balls, huh? The things a woman does to blend in Mangakino!

[unstuck]

Things are cheaper in Gore though, I can barely park my car for the money your houses cost

He wants it moved, otherwise I would demolish it on site for the price it is going for. It is just around the corner from me.