ANZ can suck my hairy bollocks!

[Swoop]

... after we have had tea and bicckys with Katman

Is he still at #3 Gascoigne Street, Taupo...

[blue rider]

Mom, you need to shave.

[Katman]

Is he still at #3 Gascoigne Street, Taupo...

And yet you've still not called in?

Mine is white no sugar, you remember how Maha likes it eh?

Stirred anti-clockwise with my cock?

[Laava]

Stirred anti-clockwise with my cock?

So, about this "cock"
You were trying to talk me into sucking it and now you are hoping to make cups of tea with it.
Is it , actually, a tea spoon or some type of straw?

Edit, fuck I hope it's not your felching tool!Fuck, it is, isn't it?

[willytheekid]

...I had to look up "feltching" (I thought it was a type of tool FFS)

(when will I fucking learn!...DONT look up any big words you bastards use )

[Katman]

So, about this "cock"
You were trying to talk me into sucking it and now you are hoping to make cups of tea with it.
Is it , actually, a tea spoon or some type of straw?

Edit, fuck I hope it's not your felching tool!Fuck, it is, isn't it?

It doubles as a Swiss Army knife too.

[Virago]

It doubles as a Swiss Army knife too.

Has it got one of those attachements for getting stones out of horse's hooves?

[Maha]

Has it got one of those attachements for getting stones out of horse's hooves?

No, but the magnifying glass gets used often.

[buggerit]

It doubles as a Swiss Army knife too.

Make for some "tense"sexual partners

[jim.cox]

Just had another reminder why I hate the ANZ

ANZ internet banking requires a cellphone confirmation for ALL internet transfers - and you can only register one phone against an account, even if the account is in two names. ANZ forced me to register a cellphone number last time I logged on - so I used mine.

Today my wife needed to transfer a small amount from our one last account with them to one of her work accounts, but could not do so as I was unavailable to forward the confirmation number to her.

Her work also banked with National and is now with ANZ and also forced a single cellphone registration - even though there are four people in her office

(For comparison TSB does also require a confirmation - but only for amounts over $250)

What a wunch of Aussie Bankers

[Akzle]

Just had another reminder why I hate the ANZ

ANZ internet banking requires a cellphone confirmation for ALL internet transfers - and you can only register one phone against an account, even if the account is in two names. ANZ forced me to register a cellphone number last time I logged on - so I used mine.

Today my wife needed to transfer a small amount from our one last account with them to one of her work accounts, but could not do so as I was unavailable to forward the confirmation number to her.

Her work also banked with National and is now with ANZ and also forced a single cellphone registration - even though there are four people in her office

(For comparison TSB does also require a confirmation - but only for amounts over $250)

What a wunch of Aussie Bankers

i hate the "security" bs..
i almost never carry "ID" - new plastic thing in the mail, need to put a pin on at bank "got any ID?"
...no, you?
"we cant do it without ID"
i can recite the fucking number backwards and provide miscellany identifying particulars"
"we cant do it without ID"
i can tell you the number that is on the "ID" you have scanned into your computer.
"we cant' do it without ID"
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK.

like, if i'd stolen this guys wallet, with his ID and his new card, i wouldn't just style my hair and go and set a pin and take all his fucking money.
(i don't have any money, and no-one has hair as pretty as me, so don't get any ideas)

also, making online payments the "security" ID grid fucking thing they give you to carry in your wallet (liek for when it gets stolen....) grid of numbers and shit. i have 10 copies of that printed and floating around and a digital copy on most devices i carry because ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
and I DONT CARRY ANYTHING BUT CASH AND DRUGS.

BNZ, btw. who, despite having NZ in the name, are nothing to do with NZ.

fuken jews.


i'm not worried about "scammers" or "theives" the greatest fucken threat to my wellbeing is the motherfucken jew cunt IMF OBR strayan crown fuck ass maggots that deal in jewgold (currency).

[RJC]

Just had another reminder why I hate the ANZ

ANZ internet banking requires a cellphone confirmation for ALL internet transfers - and you can only register one phone against an account, even if the account is in two names. ANZ forced me to register a cellphone number last time I logged on - so I used mine.

Today my wife needed to transfer a small amount from our one last account with them to one of her work accounts, but could not do so as I was unavailable to forward the confirmation number to her.

Her work also banked with National and is now with ANZ and also forced a single cellphone registration - even though there are four people in her office

(For comparison TSB does also require a confirmation - but only for amounts over $250)

What a wunch of Aussie Bankers

that'll teach you for having joint accounts. Fuck that shit.

[unstuck]

that'll teach you for having joint accounts.

Theres a bank that stores joints? Tell me more, I feel a robbery coming on.

[awayatc]

Am cofused.......

why would you want somebody to suck your hairy balls when they just swallowed your card.....?

same thing could happen......