Israeli Airport Security

[Robbo]

TEL AVIV, Israel

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!"

BRILLIANT

[unstuck]

Bloody good idea, as long as they can guarantee it will not malfunction like most machines.

[insomnia01]

TEL AVIV, Israel
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!"

BRILLIANT

that's hilarious

[Swoop]

I hope it contains bacon!!!

[Akzle]

i wonder what it would do to an iPhone.

[caspernz]

Mighty funny, oh and rather effective at getting a suicide bomber a short cut to the promised land

[buggerit]

I wonder if it is self cleaning like those flash dunnies

[Winston001]

Do you have to wear a mankini??

[unstuck]

Do you have to wear a mankini??

Hope thats not a selfie dude, that is some seriously fucked up shit right there.