Church bells

[skidMark]

lmao... oh no mr wippy strikes again!!!

mr wippy...

sorry dirty mind relates vanilla ice cream to other things...

[skidMark]

woulda died quicker if the alarm clock went off?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH rep

[one fast tl1ooo]

Sunday Morning Sex
>
>Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went
>straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and
>comfort her.
>
>When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
>
>He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
>
>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
>having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
>"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced
>age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells
>would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
>Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
>
>
>She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "he'd still be alive if the
>ice cream truck hadn't come along,"
>
>
>

[Laava]

Ha ha ha! I'm going to send that to my mum! On second thoughts......................?