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  1. 18th November 2014, 20:07 #1
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    That's it - I give up reading even the news!

    Seals are sexually harassing, raping penguins

    FFS - even the animal kingdom's going to hell on a handcart...

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/63303...aping-penguins
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    Must be bloody BIG Pengies!
    How come no one has noticed this in the last 100 years?
    Or is it the usual thing, need some news, I know , did you know that seals rape BIG Penguins?
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    What do you get when you cross a seal with a penguin ???
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    What do you get when you cross a seal with a penguin ???
    Dunno, what do you get when you cross a seal with a penguin?
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Dunno, what do you get when you cross a seal with a penguin?
    Really cold oil leaks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Dunno, what do you get when you cross a seal with a penguin?
    ...more DoC funding?...
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    maybe seals need glasses
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    They're dirty little bastards themselves.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-18370797
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    maybe seals need glasses
    Ever seen the movie " nude nuns with big guns" ?
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazz View Post
    They're dirty little bastards themselves.

    "It's just full of accounts of sexual coercion, sexual and physical abuse of chicks, non-procreative sex, and finishes with an account of what he considers homosexual behaviour, and it was fascinating."


    Fuckin perv.
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    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    " I give up reading even the news!" he says.... posting a link... to the news...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    What do you get when you cross a seal with a penguin ???
    I guess you'd get a Blown Seal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    " I give up reading even the news!" he says.... posting a link... to the news...

    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    "It's just full of accounts of sexual coercion, sexual and physical abuse of chicks, non-procreative sex, and finishes with an account of what he considers homosexual behaviour, and it was fascinating."


    Fuckin perv.


    Nice how he 'just happened to be going through some files...' too eh. Probably has them next to his kleenex collection under the hand jobbing gorilla literature.
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