Long haired, tattooed layabouts?

[Hitcher]

And a "Grecian" is where there's a single strip across the top??
And an "Australian" is where you shave your forehead as well?

The mind positively boggles...

[Mitch]

I have one tat and long hair but definetly not a layabout (all the time)
Use to love guys with long hair but have to admin over the years that has done a complete 180, guys almost always look beter eith short hair!!!!!!!!!!!
mmmm

[Ms Piggy]

Now this is purely in the interests of enlightening JR....

A Californian is where you girl leaves only a little racing stripe above the (CENSORED) to guide you in. This came about through the Skimpy Bikinis commonly worn on Californian Beaches that necessitate more than you average bikini wax

A Brazilian is where they leave NOTHING. This came about due to the fact that it is very hot in Brazil - and often for hygiene reasons the Brazilian girls prefer the 'fresh out of the box' look.

Hang on...I thought the Brazillian was the one with the 'Landing Strip' and the completely hairless version was called a Hollywood.

[duckman]

Now I dunno about a Hollywood but I know a Brazillian is a hairless hotel.

[Hitcher]

And a Commando is no underwear, right?

[duckman]

Spot on !!!

[Ms Piggy]

Now I dunno about a Hollywood but I know a Brazillian is a hairless hotel.

Yeah well I hadn't heard of it either - it was a man that told me about it so...

[Nouseforaname]

now i am confused

This is my mates tat, im gona go one better and get a guy on a ride on lawnmower

[Lou Girardin]

There is a male style called, back, crack and sack.
Lou

[Jackrat]

I think iv'e just learnt more than I needed to know.

[DeanOh]

hahahha
Theres no way someone is putting hot wax on my sack and then ripping it off.

I have 2 tatts, I have also had one removed.
And short hair since 1985.

[Hitcher]

There is a male style called, back, crack and sack.
Lou

(Shivers visibly)

[What?]

No tatts. Not my thing.
Short hair these days, used to be long. Before that it was really long. Work + age changed that, but I'm still a long-haired lout in my mind (what there is of it).

[Coldkiwi]

My god Blu, what happened to ya!? its a good thing your hair did change or you'd never look the part on the RSV! your long hair does suit that yellow thing though (sorry, if it ain't got fairings I wouldn't know a bike back from front- what a jafa!)

[kasper]

Long hair and if I lean back it can rest on the pilion seat.
And no tatoos although i am thinking of geting one with an anthro jaguar riding a goldwing.