What is worse than?

[mashman]

Maha's in management bro.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa...

[mstriumph]

.............finding an obese, naked man, with one of your bath towels attempting (and failing) to cover his modesty Oh deary me...

.........

you really are going to have to provide bigger towels ...

[merv]

So what happened, surely there was a fat chick he was skinny dipping with too?

[cc rider]

Say no to crack

Don't look as he turns around to leave

Worse when you realised his room wasn't locked at all.........

Or he's not staying at your hotel at all

Sorry Mom, i'll try and remember my key next time

[Maha]

So what happened, surely there was a fat chick he was skinny dipping with too?

Fat fuckers don't skinny dip... they Chunky Dunk.

[DamianW]

British army based in Belize late 80's. Christmas Eve in a downtown bar and lost a bet. Wearing only a santas hat did a sprint around the main drag with a very long toilet roll stuck up my arse and lit as the 'wick'. Boozed up I stumbled into the dust and felt my back passage light up. Shortly after the military police rocked up and threw me in to the back of the landy still wearing my hat and wrapped in a blanky. Landy drives through the main gate of the barracks at 6.30am so still smoking down below and donning my hat I get out and head in to the guard room in front of a parade ground with several hundred onlookers lined up awaiting inspection by the CO. It sure was one hell of a welcoming committee.