What's a little bit of hose between friends?

**Mom** · 16th December 2014, 17:33

Maha found a short length of garden hose under an upstairs balcony today. It stunk to hi heaven, so pretty obvious what it had been used for. I remember thinking that it looked a bit like our hose, but then all garden hoses look alike right?

Went out earlier to water my weeny vege garden and fuck me! The little wanker had cut a piece out of our fucken hose! Seriously WTF?

Funniest bit is he left evidence of what he was smoking on the balcony when he left. Yay, for cleaners that don't do their jobs properly.

Took great delight in letting the gentleman that picked up this youngsters stay know that he was paying to replace our hose and he was lucky it was not a cleaning charge to boot. I actually felt a bit sorry for the old guy after talking to him, talk about getting taken advantage of.

**Big Dog** · 17th December 2014, 12:16

Fuckwits are everywhere. There are just more of them per capita staying in motels.

Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

**shafty** · 17th December 2014, 20:31

What did they use it for? Siphoning gas?

**Maha** · 17th December 2014, 20:49

Originally Posted by shafty

What did they use it for? Siphoning gas?

Would have to have been a very small vehicle, the cut piece was about 100mm long with something that looked like a hair tie at one end of it. Maybe to stop the overflow?

**husaberg** · 17th December 2014, 21:58

Originally Posted by Maha

Would have to have been a very small vehicle, the cut piece was about 100mm long with something that looked like a hair tie at one end of it. Maybe to stop the overflow?

Are you sure its wasn't some other deviant type of behaviour?....just ............

**Madness** · 17th December 2014, 22:05

Originally Posted by husaberg

Are you sure its wasn't some other deviant type of behaviour?....just ............

You mean felching, right?

**husaberg** · 17th December 2014, 22:12

Originally Posted by Madness

You mean felching, right?

no idea? but 100mm of pipe is pretty short.........

**Berries** · 17th December 2014, 22:46

Originally Posted by Mom

Maha found a short length of garden hose under an upstairs balcony today. It stunk to hi heaven, so pretty obvious what it had been used for.

Cider enema was my first thought. Second and third thoughts were slightly more off the radar. Fourth thought made me quite horny.................

Originally Posted by husaberg

100mm of pipe is pretty short.........

That's the girth.

**Maha** · 18th December 2014, 05:34

Originally Posted by husaberg

Are you sure its wasn't some other deviant type of behaviour?....just ............

A very heavy smell of Cannabis in the pipe, must have been Gull fuel.

**ellipsis** · 18th December 2014, 18:12

...are you sure he didn't need it to fix his flux capacitor?...

**Akzle** · 18th December 2014, 18:36

i love smokers. Theyre the most creative, resourceful people. I'v smoked out of some neat stuff.

Garden hose is a bit typical though.

But hey. You got a combined 10 minutes of attention on the internets. Totally worth it.

**unstuck** · 18th December 2014, 19:30

Im calling shotty pipe.

**Maha** · 19th December 2014, 10:07

Originally Posted by Akzle

i love smokers. Theyre the most creative, resourceful people. I'v smoked out of some neat stuff.

Garden hose is a bit typical though.

But hey. You got a combined 10 minutes of attention on the internets. Totally worth it.

Originally Posted by Akzle

i love smokers. Theyre the most creative, resourceful people. I'v smoked out of some neat stuff.

Garden hose is a bit typical though.

But hey. You got a combined 10 minutes of attention on the internets. Totally worth it.

...this explains a lot about your 9/10 undecipherable posts.