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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    . she would never expect it to be anything other than depraved debauchery.............
    Ah, still having fantasy wanks aye. Thats nice, poor boy.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Ah, still having fantasy wanks aye. Thats nice, poor boy.
    Your mums accent



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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Your mums accent
    Eee by gum, they are in your neighborhood. I should tell her to call around and give you a hand.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Eee by gum, they are in your neighborhood. I should tell her to call around and give you a hand.
    been here already will post pictures later..........
    she said my word a lot..
    did she think it was the safe word?



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    ...'cos it's easier on your health and wellbeing to be a happy cunt than it is to be a sad cunt...simple...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...'cos it's easier on your health and wellbeing to be a happy cunt than it is to be a sad cunt...simple...
    Eloquently put dude.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Well a very expensive and trick CB1100R fired up today, sounded very nice, didn't piss oil, so a plus...On the minus side the owner has decided it's too nice to race...

    And it's raining again.

    Waiting for news of another restoration/rebuild which may fire tomorrow. It's a bugger when you do a motor then have to wait months to find out if it's a good'un.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    And it's raining again.
    Shouldn't last long, swept through here today but seems to have gone again.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Red face

    Heres a reason to be cheerful, specially if your name is Stevie.

    Way to go Stevie!


    A Truckers Story
    If this doesn't light your fire, your wood is wet!


    I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor as sured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. But I had never had a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't sure I wanted one. I wasn't sure how my customers would react to Stevie.

    He was short, a little dumpy with the smooth facial features and thick-tongued speech of Downs Syndrome. I wasn't worried about most of my trucker customers because truckers don't generally care who buses tables as long as the meatloaf platter is good and the pies are homemade.

    The four-wheeler drivers were the ones who concerned me; the mouthy college kids traveling to school; the yuppie snobs who secretly polish their silverware with their napkins for fear of catching some dreaded 'truck stop germ' the pairs of white-shirted business men on expense accounts who think every truck stop waitress wants to be flirted with. I knew those people would be uncomfortable around Stevie so I closely watched him for the first few weeks.

    I shouldn't have worried. After the first week, St evie h ad my staff wrapped around his stubby little finger, and within a month my truck regulars had adopted him as their official truck stop mascot.

    After that, I really didn't care what the rest of the customers thought of him. He was like a 21-year-old in blue jeans and Nikes, eager to laugh and eager to please, but fierce in his attention to his duties. Every salt and peppershaker was exactly in its place, not a breadcrumb or coffee spill was visible when Stevie got done with the table. Our only problem was persuading him to wait to clean a table until after the customers were finished. He would hover in the background, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, scanning the dining room until a table was empty. Then he would scurry to the empty table and carefully bus dishes and glasses onto his cart and meticulously wipe the table up with a practiced flourish of his rag.

    If he thought a customer was watching, his brow would pucker with added concentration. He too k pride in doing his job exactly right, and you had to love how hard he tried to please each and every person he met.

    Over time, we learned that he lived with his mother, a widow who was disabled after repeated surgeries for cancer. They lived on their Social Security benefits in public housing two miles from the truck stop. Their social worker, who stopped to check on him every so often, admitted they had fallen between the cracks. Money was tight, and what I paid him was probably the difference between them being able to live together and Stevie being sent to a group home. That's why the restaurant was a gloomy place that morning last August, the first morning in three years that Stevie missed work.

    He was at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester getting a new valve or something put in his heart. His social worker said that people with Downs Syndrome often have heart problems at an early age so this wasn't unexpected, and there was a good chance he would come through the s urgery in good shape and be back at work in a few months.

    A ripple of excitement ran through the staff later that morning when word came that he was out of surgery, in recovery, and doing fine.

    Frannie, the head waitress, let out a war hoop and did a little dance in the aisle when she heard the good news.

    Belle Ringer, one of our regular trucker customers, stared at the sight of this 50-year-old grandmother of four doing a victory shimmy beside his table.

    Frannie blushed, smoothed her apron and shot Belle Ringer a withering look.

    He grinned. 'OK, Frannie, what was that all about?' he asked.

    'We just got word that Stevie is out of surgery and going to be okay.'

    'I was wondering where he was. I had a new joke to tell him. What was the surgery about?'

    Frannie quickly told Belle Ringer and the other two drivers sitting at his booth about Stevie's surgery, then sighed: 'Yeah, I'm glad he is going to be OK,' she said. 'But I don't know how he and his Mom are going to handle all the bills. From what I hear, they're barely getting by as it is.' Belle Ringer nodded thoughtfully, and Frannie hurried off to wait on the rest of her tables. Since I hadn't had time to round up a busboy to replace Stevie and really didn't want to replace him, the girls were busing their own tables that day until we decided what to do.

    After the morning rush, Frannie walked into my office. She had a couple of paper napkins in her hand and a funny look on her face.

    'What's up?' I asked.

    'I didn't get that table where Belle Ringer and his friends were sitting cleared off after they left, and Pony Pete and Tony Tipper were sitting there when I got back to clean it off,' she said. 'This was folded and tucked under a coffee cup.'

    She handed the napkin to me, and three $20 bills fell onto my desk when I opened it. On the outside, in big, bold letters, was printed 'Something For Stevie'.

    ' Pony P ete asked me what that was all about,' she said, 'so I told him about Stevie and his Mom and everything, and Pete looked at Tony and Tony looked at Pete, and they ended up giving me this.' She handed me another paper napkin that had 'Something For Stevie' scrawled on its outside. Two $50 bills were tucked within its folds. Frannie looked at me with wet, shiny eyes, shook her head and said simply: 'truckers.'

    That was three months ago. Today is Thanksgiving, the first day Stevie is supposed to be back to work.

    His placement worker said he's been counting the days until the doctor said he could work, and it didn't matter at all that it was a holiday. He called 10 times in the past week, making sure we knew he was coming, fearful that we had forgotten him or that his job was in jeopardy. I arranged to have his mother bring him to work. I then met them in the parking lot and invited them both to celebrate his day back.

    Stevie was thinner and paler, but cou ldn't stop grinning as he pushed through the doors and headed for the back room where his apron and busing cart were waiting.

    'Hold up there, Stevie, not so fast,' I said. I took him and his mother by their arms. 'Work can wait for a minute. To celebrate you coming back, breakfast for you and your mother is on me!' I led them toward a large corner booth at the rear of the room.

    I could feel and hear the rest of the staff following behind as we marched through the dining room. Glancing over my shoulder, I saw booth after booth of grinning truckers empty and join the procession We stopped in front of the big table. Its surface was covered with coffee cups, saucers and dinner plates, all sitting slightly crooked on dozens of folded paper napkins. 'First thing you have to do, Stevie, is clean up this mess,' I said. I tried to sound stern.

    Stevie looked at me, and then at his mother, then pulled out one of the napkins. It had 'Something for Stevie' printed on the outsi de. As he picked it up, two $10 bills fell onto the table.

    Stevie stared at the money, then at all the napkins peeking from beneath the tableware, each with his name printed or scrawled on it. I turned to his mother. 'There's more than $10,000 in cash and checks on that table, all from truckers and trucking companies that heard about your problems. 'Happy Thanksgiving.

    Well, it got real noisy about that time, with everybody hollering and shouting, and there were a few tears, as well.

    But you know what's funny?
    While everybody else was busy shaking hands and hugging each other, Stevie, with a big, big smile on his face, was busy clearing all the cups and dishes from the table.

    Best worker I ever hired.

    Plant a seed and watch it grow.

    At this point, you can bury this inspirational message or forward it fulfilling the need!

    If you shed a tear, hug yourself, because you are a compassionate person.

    Well.. Don't ju st sit there! Send this story on! Keep it going, this is a good one!


    AMEN!!!!!!!
    Every day above ground is a good day!:

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Shouldn't last long, swept through here today but seems to have gone again.
    Oh, given some sort of bloody cricket game on tomorrow, the rugby tonight and the coast to coast over the weekend, i'd pick it's here for a couple of days...

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    ...we will get it...the water will be the dry shit, prob made in china...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    prob made in china...
    Acid rain.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willytheekid View Post
    We bought & moved into our First home ...
    Congratulations... and now for the farkles and mods on the house... hehe...

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