Reasons to be cheerful

[Madness]

...fucking wanker...I'd shove some shit in any of your orifices if I could find you, cunt...

An interesting reaction. Really dry dog shit might be the go, maybe one of those really dry white ones they do after eating a bone. Not too dry though or all you'll end up with is a pile of dust and a sparkly clean orifice.

[Ocean1]

Really dry dog shit might be the go, maybe one of those really dry white ones they do after eating a bone. Not too dry though or all you'll end up with is a pile of dust and a sparkly clean orifice.

The sort that hide in the long grass and explode in a cloud of white dust when you mow them?

Reckon they're worse than the fresh ones, at least they only soil your boots.

[Ocean1]

Interesting take on the local business climate: http://www.smh.com.au/small-business...15-gsphek.html

Not that we needed confirmation that we're better than a bunch of convicts....

[sidecar bob]

Interesting take on the local business climate: http://www.smh.com.au/small-business...15-gsphek.html

Not that we needed confirmation that we're better than a bunch of convicts....

Whipsters team photo looks like a small sample cross section of the most annoying people in the world to work with. Well to me at least.
A bunch of young upstarts that think they have it all worked out already.

[Moi]

Whipsters team photo looks like a small sample cross section of the most annoying people in the world to work with. Well to me at least.
A bunch of young upstarts that think they have it all worked out already.

And you were never like that?

[sidecar bob]

And you were never like that?

No thank fuck. I didn't go to uni.

[Ocean1]

Whipsters team photo looks like a small sample cross section of the most annoying people in the world to work with. Well to me at least.
A bunch of young upstarts that think they have it all worked out already.

Well their hands might be a tad clean.

But, y'know, if their problem was that nobody was paying them millions for some tech widget, and they've solved that problem then more power to 'em, eh?

Also, I don't have to work with insufferably hip techies, so meh.

Actually that's not true, two of my clients are insufferable hipsters, but I promise that I charge 'em more. All good?

[Moi]

No thank fuck. I didn't go to uni.

Just because you didn't go to varsity doesn't mean that you weren't a young upstart that thought he had it all worked out already...

[sidecar bob]

Just because you didn't go to varsity doesn't mean that you weren't a young upstart that thought he had it all worked out already...

Na, its fairly well documented on here that I was a worthless druggie until my mid 20's, & I would have been a fucking site more annoying to work with than that bunch.

[Madness]

Na, its fairly well documented on here that I was a worthless druggie until my mid 20's...

I didn't know you were a Heroin addict. Ewww.

[ellipsis]

I have just found out I don't have the "c", which has been freaking me a bit over the last few weeks...diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes...I've lost two stone in a couple of months which is not good for a normally skinny cunt, but now I know what it's been all about I am starting the big change...I never realised that even a lot of what I thought of as really healthy foods could kill me...I'm extremely or relatively cheerful at the prognosis...far better than the scenario I have been contemplating...

[swarfie]

HOLY SHIT. Glad to hear the "bad" news Neil. Go hard on that Velo. Another Velo mate of mine has just been told his prostate cancer is back...shitting bricks he is. Enjoy every day folks, ya never know what's round the corner.

[Madness]

Good news epilepsy!

[Moi]

I have just found out I don't have the "c"...

That is a reason for being very cheerful...

[Akzle]

Na, its fairly well documented on here that I was a worthless druggie until my mid 20's, & I would have been a fucking site more annoying to work with than that bunch.

well at least you're not a druggie any more. small steps.