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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    "In New Zealand, however, growth is barrelling along at a historically high 3 per cent or so per year while unemployment is dropping towards 5 per cent and workforce participation rates remain higher than most of the developed world, even with very strong inward migration.

    Business investment is strong and there is no realistic prospect of the Reserve Bank raising interest rates before some time next year.

    Despite the return of a worryingly strong exchange rate, especially for exporters to Australia, and some signs of resurgence in Auckland house prices, economic conditions in New Zealand are almost ridiculously rosy compared with most of the rest of the developed world."

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/opin...t-a-good-thing
    thank fuck stuff.co.nz can be relied on for hard hitting investegative journalism.

    http://i.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/n...e-for-two-days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    thank fuck stuff.co.nz can be relied on for hard hitting investegative journalism.

    http://i.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/n...e-for-two-days
    Yup. As I stated earlier, "stuff" is just a gossip site an nothing to do with real news.
    They are starting to make TardMe message board users look like sane and well balanced individuals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    They are starting to make TardMe message board users look like sane and well balanced individuals.
    how long 'till.... kb?

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    Court upholds man's right to pee standing up!

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/6538...ee-standing-up

    But do we legally have to put the seat down afterwards?

    Fuck modern life's confusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Court upholds man's right to pee standing up!

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/6538...ee-standing-up

    But do we legally have to put the seat down afterwards?

    Fuck modern life's confusing.
    What confuses me is they seem to equate the right to stand up and slash, with the right to miss. Disgusting fucker leaves piss on a marble floor, of course he should pay for damages.

    Flatting with three ladies at the moment, and I still get to leave the seat up; cheerful as fuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    But do we legally have to put the seat down afterwards?
    why the fuck should we, the world was invented by men, for men.

    women should be trained to put the seat UP afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    why the fuck should we, the world was invented by men, for men.

    women should be trained to put the seat UP afterwards.
    any sane woman would just rip off the offending seat and belt the offending male around the ear with it .... just my thoughts on the subject
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    Cheer continues...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    any sane woman
    is that even possible? ha

    if thats the case i wouldn't even bother to lift the seat, I'll do my best not to piss all over it, honest

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    why the fuck should we, the world was invented by men, for men.

    women should be trained to put the seat UP afterwards.
    how about us men invent a spring loaded seat that stays up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yokel View Post
    is that even possible? ha

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    damn
    i had a small bet with myself that it would be Akzle that came back with that one ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    damn
    i had a small bet with myself that it would be Akzle that came back with that one ....
    oh no love, i still hang on to the vain hope that my penis will be in you once or twice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    oh no love, i still hang on to the vain hope that my penis will be in you once or twice...
    unrequited lust is a wondrous thing lol ... but perhaps try hoping for something more attainable (world peace? truth in advertising? realistic road rules?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by yokel View Post
    how about us men invent a spring loaded seat that stays up?
    ... you lot can't even invent a reliable spring loaded clothes peg and all THAT'D be likely to spring shut unexpectedly and trap is your fingers ...
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