Reasons to be cheerful

[mashman]

... you lot can't even invent a reliable spring loaded clothes peg and all THAT'D be likely to spring shut unexpectedly and trap is your fingers ...

At least the men bothered to try to make your world a little easier.

[Scuba_Steve]

how about us men invent a spring loaded seat that stays up?

This seems the "best"? (is that the word for it?) we've done so far is this

[yokel]

... you lot can't even invent a reliable spring loaded clothes peg and all THAT'D be likely to spring shut unexpectedly and trap is your fingers ...

I tell you what, dont use the spring loaded clothes peg at all, better yet walk 10 miles down to the river and bash all the dirty laundry against the rocks.

[Ocean1]

This seems the "best"? (is that the word for it?) we've done so far is this

You've not been to Japan, then.

[yokel]

At least the men bothered to try to make your world a little easier.

we do our best to make it easier so we dont have to listen to the women folk complain, and what do they do? keep complaining. time we started making things harder for em.

This seems the "best"? (is that the word for it?) we've done so far is this

so what, you have to piss standing on one foot while drinking ya beer?

[Scuba_Steve]

You've not been to Japan, then.

Yea I did think of their toilets that molest you as you take a shit, but we're a "western nation" so shitty foot leaver is what we get

so what, you have to piss standing on one foot while drinking ya beer?

Na, just use the floor, shower, basin, tree... The world is your pisser

[BMWST?]

this thread

[BMWST?]

... you lot can't even invent a reliable spring loaded clothes peg and all THAT'D be likely to spring shut unexpectedly and trap is your fingers ...

go away this is supposed to be a cheerful happy thread

[mstriumph]

I tell you what, dont use the spring loaded clothes peg at all, better yet walk 10 miles down to the river and bash all the dirty laundry against the rocks.

erm
you don't get it, do you

[mstriumph]

go away this is supposed to be a cheerful happy thread

yep - you got it ... I was beginning to despair

[mashman]

we do our best to make it easier so we dont have to listen to the women folk complain, and what do they do? keep complaining. time we started making things harder for em.

Billy Connolly makes me cheerful

[MIXONE]

Makes me happy...

[puddytat]

Making Hay.......

Farkin hot though

[yokel]

erm
you don't get it, do you

[ellipsis]

...it's cooling down...I am tempting rain by having a bbq on Saturday...bring yer bike only...rain is forecast precisely as Murphy's Law predicts...'dunno whether that makes me cheerful or full blown fucking jubilant...tickets booked for Melbourne F1 with son and catching up with another one there...reasons to be cheerful...one, two, three...