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    Todays PC world and the law!

    Today I went to the Supermarket and bought a box (dozen) low alcohol beer.

    The girl at the counter stood holding her hand in the air until another women acknowledged her action.

    I asked her what that was all about and she replied it was for age verification for alcohol the sale!!

    I said today is my 78th birthday - you have just made my day! - thank you very much! - Reason enough to feel cheerful? - I felt so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Today I went to the Supermarket and bought a box (dozen) low alcohol beer.

    The girl at the counter stood holding her hand in the air until another women acknowledged her action.

    I asked her what that was all about and she replied it was for age verification for alcohol the sale!!

    I said today is my 78th birthday - you have just made my day! - thank you very much! - Reason enough to feel cheerful? - I felt so!
    hell mate, i'm sure you wouldn't pass for a day over 80!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Today I went to the Supermarket and bought a box (dozen) low alcohol beer.

    The girl at the counter stood holding her hand in the air until another women acknowledged her action.

    I asked her what that was all about and she replied it was for age verification for alcohol the sale!!

    I said today is my 78th birthday - you have just made my day! - thank you very much! - Reason enough to feel cheerful? - I felt so!
    You'll be delighted to know they do exactly the same thing when you're buying 0% alcohol "beer".

    Work that one out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    You'll be delighted to know they do exactly the same thing when you're buying 0% alcohol "beer".

    Work that one out.
    Sister in law has just rained on my parade - apparently it is because the check-out girl is under age - nothing to do with me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Sister in law has just rained on my parade - apparently it is because the check-out girl is under age - nothing to do with me!
    rain on it a bit more for you, most large super markets now need a supervisor to OK alcohol sales, doesn't matter how old the checkout chick is,

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    Quote Originally Posted by russd7 View Post
    rain on it a bit more for you, most large super markets now need a supervisor to OK alcohol sales, doesn't matter how old the checkout chick is,
    I can see clearly now the rain has gone - tra la la etc! Feelin cheerful just the same - being 78 and still chirping does it enough for me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by russd7 View Post
    rain on it a bit more for you, most large super markets now need a supervisor to OK alcohol sales, doesn't matter how old the checkout chick is,
    Went to the pet shop today and bought a pug off the checkout chick, a supervisor was not required as despite having a squashed face, bulging eyes, rolls of fat, and looking as ugly as shit, the dog seemed to like her.
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    ...I'm about to head out the door to catch a plane to Palmy North to race my Velocette at Manfeild, and I got the privet hedge cut before the fact...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...I'm about to head out the door to catch a plane to Palmy North to race my Velocette at Manfeild, and I got the privet hedge cut before the fact...
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    Opening meeting at oretipark speedway yesterday,season passes purchased, good racing by the sidecars, the A grade solo could use a few more but the three young fellas racing still bring goosbumps and chills to my spine, the junior classes are still strong but best of all
    Only three weeks till the trans tasman sidecar test series,. November is gonna be an awesome month for speedway in the south.

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    Empty plate. Emptying bottle after some nice beers.

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    Here we go. .
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    There's a billion more but you get the idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
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