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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
... someone's applying technology to one half of the cause of the fuckingrediculous price of housing in NZ.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/ho...use-in-12-days
Now, we just need someone to arsehole the local authorities from the trough and halve the cost of sections.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
It better bloody work...out here on the flat land Neil, it's farkin dry...My own reason to be happy is sheer luck.
Came out of the workshop mid afternoon, howling bloody Nor'wester, noisy as fuck. happened to notice a decent sized branch resting against our main power line...I'd never heard a thing. Ran for the chainsaw and dropped it off the line. If it had broken the line I'm bloody sure I'd have had a good fire and I frankly have no idea how the local brigade would have stopped it inside the township.
And the quack asked me if there was any reason for my blood pressure to be up....I just said, situational stress, mate.....
According to the weatherman on tv this morning, southland is expecting 500 mtrs of snow. No work for me today then.![]()
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
The ferkin Hog - Out is over for another year. The band didn't keep me awake this year, no fires broke out, AFAIK no virgins of the district were ravaged.
Apparently the marquee was blown away though so they got their moneys worth of excitement...
What did surprise me was the apparently high number of Harley owners who are church goers - at least half left at the crack of bloody dawn on Sunday AM. Riding noisily - but slowly - past my gate. Bloody convention of air compressors.
The Hay is in the shed, the honey is off the hives, the Lambs are off to slaughter & several Steers too.....
Digging spuds & scoffing Tomatoes, capsicums & Cucumber.....all in all, not a bad summer.![]()
May the "flow" be with you.....
and the weather kind.....![]()
Rain, RAIN, glorious, persisting rain....
And apparently I missed seeing the wife and dogs dancing in it, hmmm.
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