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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    blowjobs.......................
    You been out working again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumph View Post
    Rain, RAIN, glorious, persisting rain....

    And apparently I missed seeing the wife and dogs dancing in it, hmmm.
    Yesterday it was 28 degrees, today it is blowing like a politician and as cold as my ex's knickers, and as wet as a fish. Wish the weather would make up it's mind.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar View Post
    You been out working again?
    Have you seen him in his ladyboy outfit.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Have you seen him in his ladyboy outfit.
    Can I pay not to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Yesterday it was 28 degrees, today it is blowing like a politician and as cold as my ex's knickers, and as wet as a fish. Wish the weather would make up it's mind.
    i suppose thats why its 'ex'

    ...cos if her knickers were as wet and she blew like that, youd surely have kept a leash on her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar View Post
    You been out working again?
    Nah I can't be bothered with the weights, I still do boxing training twice a week though. why?

    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Have you seen him in his ladyboy outfit.
    A ladyboy outfit to you would consist of a woollen jersey Stucky ewe kid'a you..........



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Heading off for a couple of weeks tomorrow - on the bikes...

    Well, actually - a Vespa PX200 and a Piaggio MP3-400...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moi View Post
    Heading off for a couple of weeks tomorrow - on the bikes...

    Well, actually - a Vespa PX200 and a Piaggio MP3-400...
    No wheelies.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    According to the weatherman on tv this morning, southland is expecting 500 mtrs of snow.
    It sounds like the weatherman "achieved" an NCEA qualification in Forecasting.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”

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    True, no wheelies...

    But good coffee, good food and family and friends to see, plus some of the nicest riding roads in the western half of the north island... you don't have to go fast to enjoy riding but you need to smell the smells that tell you "You're alive!".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moi View Post
    you need to smell the smells that tell you "You're alive!".
    good pot and good pussy.

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    Cook Straight............



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    Homegrown.."Herbal Ignite".
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    Cook Straight............
    As opposed to cook gay?
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    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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