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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin View Post
    Well, if we're adding fun stories, my boss locked himself out of his Fiesta last year (current model or one back perhaps) on a Friday afternoon when the key was inside the car.

    Locksmith called out, couldn't get to the key and the way the car dead bolts, you can't pull the lock up or anything and they couldn't reach for the fob. So instead, he had to call me from East Tamaki to Takapuna (ref the previous comment of Friday afternoon) to fetch his house keys (luckily in his pocket) to return to his house in East Auckland and retrieve the spare fob, then go back to Takapuna to deliver...

    That was a merry waste of time he didn't live down for a while...
    That reminds me... I really must get my HISS key copied before I lose the orginal...
    I have lost exactly 3 keys in 40.9 years. All on the same keyring but lets not tempt fate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    you poor bastard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    But you still have a mother... and she is still a woman.
    what, yours isnt still a woman?




    (i do, and shes a wonderful lady, i mean, fuck, she didnt drown me at birth...)

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    They have cars in the Lower Island????

    Fuck me, I thought they only owned tractors and snowmobiles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    what, yours isnt still a woman?




    (i do, and shes a wonderful lady, i mean, fuck, she didnt drown me at birth...)
    Nah, worm food.


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    I suppose they couldn't open the glovebox to read the owners manual either...
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    Quote Originally Posted by R650R View Post
    I'd like to see a pic of the inside of that exact make and model car
    Mazda 3, saw it on the telly.

    Had a little lever tucked in beside the door opener, which tbh wasn't that hard to see.

    They even tried smashing the window but couldn't.

    Lucky it wasn't in the states as they'd be suing the arse off Mazda. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Lets just say its lucky they don't ride motorcycles. Although perhaps they wouldn't have been able to get the garage door to open.
    If they rode motorbikes it would be equivalent to them being stuck on the bike in front of their garage for 13 hours, because the side stand was stuck and didn't go down...
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    Locked in a Keyless car - really?

    Quote Originally Posted by Grashopper View Post
    If they rode motorbikes it would be equivalent to them being stuck on the bike in front of their garage for 13 hours, because the side stand was stuck and didn't go down...
    Or stuck on the main stand when they have only ever used a side stand.


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    13 hours in a car with a woman?? Could've passed the time re living their youth
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    13 hours in a car with a woman?? Could've passed the time re living their youth
    heh... guaranteed someone would have banged on the window, hee hee, and caught them at it... they'd have been out in minutes.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    13 hours in a car with a woman?? Could've passed the time re living their youth
    Yeah, but that still leaves 12 hours 55 mins to listen to her nagging at you for not being a real man.

    @Murray.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    New Zealanders...
    Oh really.....

    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Yeah, but that still leaves 12 hours 55 mins to listen to her nagging at you for not being a real man.

    @Murray.
    Must spread more rep.... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    I suppose they couldn't open the glovebox to read the owners manual either...
    fuckin retards.

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