Christmas-specific rants

[mossy1200]

I'd go yams over potatoes anyday.

They had potatoes.

They didn't have yams.

I bought a swede. I don't know what to do with it.

[unstuck]

I bought a swede. I don't know what to do with it.

My kids used to like em raw, we just cook em and mash. $1 each down here, if you dont know the best place to jump the fence and grab one.

[Grumph]

...next week, after the bullshit the only thing left is some cunt dribbling in your ear or worse, in you...if you choose to be there, and then a couple of days after that other fuckwits make your life a drain, then just after that it's winter...yay...

i thought it was some fuckwit's fucked up my drain, then it's winter and oh joy we're flooded again...

Come out and see me and get pissed and tell stories....

[mossy1200]

My kids used to like em raw, we just cook em and mash. $1 each down here, if you dont know the best place to jump the fence and grab one.

I used to eat them raw on the way to work when I lived in Pukerau.
I was wondering if they can be roasted but maybe on the side as mash could be a better idea with grated cheese and spring onion.

[Maha]

Pavlova, I love Pavlova, Anne will bake a Pavalova, I can eat lots of Pavlova.

[mossy1200]

Pavlova, I love Pavlova, Anne will bake a Pavalova, I can eat lots of Pavlova.

Nice. I have Brandy Baskets, Meringue Nests and a wife that cant cook so no Home made Pavlova for me.

In fact my wife who cant cook invited 7 guests.

Don't panic guys. I have a double width oven and 2 size 26 chickens. Does that make a little Honda?

[awa355]

I bought a swede. I don't know what to do with it.

Does it look like this swede????

[AllanB]

I'd stick something in that Swedish oven .........

[unstuck]

when I lived in Pukerau.

How the hell do you type so well with 8 fingers per hand?

[Fastmark]

I drag out 'Love Actually' each year. Best Xmas movie ever - even some boob in it. It's my movie guilty pleasure.

Same here, watched it last night and no doubt will watch it again very soon.

And result, for the first time we are NOT being forced to sit around with distant family for a day just because its Christmas. This year just us and the kids at our place before hitting the beach....bliss

[Fastmark]

They had potatoes.

They didn't have yams.

I bought a swede. I don't know what to do with it.

Mix with carrots and butter then mash, goes down a storm

[Maha]

I drag out 'Love Actually' each year. Best Xmas movie ever - even some boob in it. It's my movie guilty pleasure.

Hugh Grant is in a few movies.

[willytheekid]

Pavlova, I love Pavlova, Anne will bake a Pavalova, I can eat lots of Pavlova.

FUCK YEAH!!..YOU HAD ME AT PAVLOVA! (you sweet talker you)

[Maha]

FUCK YEAH!!..YOU HAD ME AT PAVLOVA! (you sweet talker you)

Anne has a fail safe recipe (big/crunchy and soft in the middle, a bit like Caseye) which includes the instruction 'beat the shit' so not from the Edmonds cook book.

[Flip]

For the first time in years I don't have to work on the stat days.

Not sure what to do, I haven't had to play nicely with family for years, no actually decades.

I think I will do some work on my the mast for my antenna, thats if the weather is not too hot. I don't fancy going for a ride as the roads around here are full of 20 year old wankers in their mothers "not rod" Toyota corollas going to the rythum and vines pig sty.