Most Excellent Quotes

[husaberg]

1994 IOM TT Single race
Robert Holden after he finished second by 8 seconds offer the explanation that it was because of all the oil that the Moddie yamaha was spitting out was getting on his visor.
Moddie leaned in and said "ïf ya doint Shut ya muth I will punch ya" the microphone that Robert Holden was holding picked it up picked it Up

[caspernz]

One that has stayed with me is from Rodger Freeth: "To finish first, you first have to finish."

[buggerit]

"road racing motorcycles makes heroin addiction look like a vague wish for something salty" PETER S EGAN

[husaberg]

"Wait until you see god then brake" - Kevin Schwantz.

If you have never seen this pass watch it...........

[shafty]

Best explanation for crashing: " I was heading in to the corner, tilted it in then ran out of...........talent"

[nodrog:Me]

[mossy1200]

Lifes a shit sandwich and its always lunch time.

[rickstv]

Jimmy Spithill at the after match press conference, San Fransisco Americas cup,

"In this game, one day you're a rooster, the next day you're a feather duster"

Rick.

[Maha]

I have a DVD and book on Barry Sheene, great reading and great watching...


On his customer spec RG500 that he rode during 1983, that “it wouldn’t pull a boy scout off your granny”

[Laava]

Spike Milligans gravestone, "See, I told you I was ill!"

[husaberg]

1996 Mick Doohan in response to the don't you think you winning all the time is making racing less of a spectacle.

Whad-ada want me to do slow down and wait for the others?

[unstuck]

Guy Martin quote of the day "blow the air bed up in the van have a wank and sleep, not a crime having a wank before bed" what a fucking lad!

[haydes55]

My fathers golden lines;

Up the bum no babies, I'm too young to be a grand dad.

Why the fuck did you back off then?

My favourite quote though, after almost every accident:

"Are you alright?" Arm bent the wrong way blood pissing out and screaming.... Do they expect an answer?

[husaberg]

"Well that's the first time that's happened in this church".... Burt Monroe likely after any number of total engine blow ups.....

"He's a dirty old man" .... but nice with it......Nurse referring to Burt Monroe

[gjm]

"If you have integrity, nothing else matters.
If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters."

(Alan K. Simpson. Tenuous motorcycling link - he co-sponsored a US bill amending the laws with regard to wearing motorcycle helmets.)