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    On the first day of Christmas Akzle gave to me

    On the first day of christmas Akzle gave to me...

    One bag of chips
    And a scared goat tied to a Willow tree....

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    On the second day of christmas Akzel gave to me

    A big sticky bud and a tab of LSD.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    On the third day of Christmas Akzle gave to me;

    One bag of chips
    One sacred goat tied to a willow tree
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note.



    Next Please...

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    On the fourth day of christmas Yokel gave to me, an endless aeroplane conspiracy, A brand new $5 note, one bag of chips and a scared goat tied to a willow tree
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    On the 5th day of Christmas Akzle gave to me....

    One bag of chips
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note.
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

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    on the sixth of Christmas ( F-ing religious holidays) 6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on

    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....

    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree.



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    On the seventh day of Christmas Akzle gave to me : The Clap.

    on the sixth of Christmas ( F-ing religious holidays) 6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree.

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    On the eigth day of Christmas Akzle gave to me : eight red reps

    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree.
    =mjc=
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    On the ninth day of Christmas Akzle gave to me : a six to go with my nine.

    eight red reps
    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    i love all you guys.

    except maha and husafag, you guys are dicks.

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    On the tenth day of Christamas Axel gave to me.....
    no love from him for me of Maha but much mirth seeing his multiple infractions too much thoughts of husa's behind
    a six to jostle with mashies 9
    eight red reps
    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree



    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken

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    On the 11th day of Christamas Axel gave to me: A well used Penis pump

    a six to go in mashies b9.
    eight red reps
    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

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    On the 12th day of Christamas Axel gave to me: Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,

    A well used Penis pump
    a six to go in mashies b9.
    eight red reps
    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

    And shit.
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    I prefer the sacred goat option in post 3- although it probably would be scared poo-less too if it knew what it was in for...
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    I actually don't want anything from Akzle as its probably soiled.


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    Life would be so much easier if you addressed questions with a simple answer.

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