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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    anyone else notice 12 is missing?
    Ya probably stole it ya thieving prick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    anyone else notice 12 is missing?
    Post #13?....and poos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Post #13?....and poos.
    He likely missed due to it being between his 3/4 unused penis pump and his well worn saddle sore goat



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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    anyone else notice 12 is missing?
    The drummers drumming took one look at this thread and ran away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    The drummers drumming took one look at this thread and ran away.

    'Maidens milking' may have had potential though ...
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    On the 17th Day of Christmas Akzle gave to me –Xmas merriment and joyful snuggles

    One Fucked 750
    14 surprisingly helpful posts
    Thirteen pointless acronyms ....all about Jantar
    Thirteen pointless acronyms
    Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
    A well used Penis pump
    a six to go in mashies b9.
    eight red reps
    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree

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    On the 18th day of Christmas Akzle gave to me (and the goat)

    A letter from the clinic

    One Fucked 750
    14 surprisingly helpful posts
    Thirteen pointless acronyms ....all about Jantar
    Thirteen pointless acronyms
    Eleven entertaining threads to stir KB'ers,
    A well used Penis pump
    a six to go in mashies b9.
    eight red reps
    The Clap.
    6 new problems (in his mind) to blame the Jewish on
    One bag of chips (for his shoulders)
    A sticky bud and a tab of LSD
    And a brand new $5 note. (its all he's earning)
    An endless aeroplane conspiracy,
    A brand new $5 note,
    One bag of chips
    Five threads of shit....
    …and a scared goat tied to a willow tree
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    'Twas the night before Christmas
    and all through the 'hood,
    not a creature was stirring,
    it was as quiet as wood.

    When all of a sudden
    as I was counting some sheep,
    the dogs went ballistic
    and kept me from sleep.

    Now Baxter, now Khan,
    I said in a rage,
    if you don't keep it down
    you'll be sent to your cage!

    But the barking continued,
    then they scratched at the floor,
    and I began to wonder
    what could make them so sore.

    So I gathered my courage,
    and spied through the doors,
    and you'll never believe
    what gave chase on all fours....


    AKZEL I shouted, theys sheep not hookers.

    Merry Christmas Akzel, hope your having an awesome day fella.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Laughing tears at this one,nice work you lot.All the best you guys... oh and you A.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to unstuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    anyone else notice 12 is missing?
    That'll explain the noise coming from the cellar.

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