Most Excellent Quotes

**KoroJ** · 22nd December 2014, 10:22

I was watching a doco on TV this morning whilst pedalling away at the gym. It was about the Dunlops and they were interviewing Michael Dunlop.

They had been discussing and showing the feats and accidents of Joey & Robert Dunlop and in particular, about when Robert's rear wheel disintegrated at the 1994 TT and he came off somewhat the worse for wear, but gnarly bastard that he was, Robert returned to racing and won more races.

His comment that I though was a cracker was:
"Footballers fall over on the grass and cry for three months...they (Robert, Joey and generally the M/C racers of those times) were hard men!"

What an understatement.......and what a total bloody nutter.

**buggerit** · 22nd December 2014, 12:00

"If it smells bad it probably is bad" covers most things

**yokel** · 22nd December 2014, 13:45

"if it looks like shit smells like shit and tastes like shit it probably is shit"

**carbonhed** · 22nd December 2014, 13:47

Originally Posted by yokel

"if it looks like shit smells like shit and tastes like shit it probably is shit"

How the hell have you come to know what shit tastes like?

**yokel** · 22nd December 2014, 13:55

Originally Posted by carbonhed

How the hell have you come to know what shit tastes like?

Experience, I've eaten enuff shit to know what it looks and smells like

**husaberg** · 22nd December 2014, 14:48

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

My sexual preference is often.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

“The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance”

If you are talking about bike racing quotes the best I can remember is from Dohhan about Gobert
He was being a brat ''So I nefred him" ie he ran him of the track to teach him some respect..

Or this One Jim Richards to the Barthurst Crowd Booing him cause he won in a Nissan

**bluninja** · 22nd December 2014, 15:37

Originally Posted by Waihou Thumper

" If they didn't have pussies we'd be hunting them with guns "

I don't have any idea what he was talking about?

Cat owners?? Does your friend suffer from ailurophobia?

**mashman** · 22nd December 2014, 15:38

"Most Excellennnnt!" - Bill and Ted.

**unstuck** · 22nd December 2014, 15:49

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

**Kickaha** · 22nd December 2014, 15:58

Originally Posted by husaberg

Or this One Jim Richards to the Barthurst Crowd Booing him cause he won in a Nissan

It was because he was given the win after he crashed out and the race was then red flagged so counted back one lap, not just because he won in a Nissan

**bluninja** · 22nd December 2014, 15:58

some Barry Sheene quotes..

"Nobody within motorcycling has or deserves any respect"

"Endless motorbike talk can and does bore me"

**husaberg** · 22nd December 2014, 16:04

Originally Posted by Kickaha

It was because he was given the win after he crashed out and the race was then red flagged so counted back one lap, not just because he won in a Nissan

I remember it well, but if they had not have counted back the win Dick Johnson would have won in the Ford. It was the last year of the Turbo's.
Its all in the video anyway Warwick