A third grade teacher always took roll call each
morning and had the pupils' answer
by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's
pet. He stood and said, "My name
is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go
to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the
middle of the room. She stood up and
answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy,
and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby...
if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy
sitting in the back of the room.
He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny,
and I don't give a damm about Japan
but I would like to help Suzy in her plan
if I can and I think can!
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