That should have been a capital I, dumb fuck.Originally Posted by Grubber
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That should have been a capital I, dumb fuck.
Anarchic Wild Child
No chance - I've managed to get this far with NO kids . so there's never going to be grandkids ..
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
mini meeeeeee
That you know of...
I lahk to moove eet moove eet...
Katman to steveb64
Anarchic Wild Child
Yeah ... there's a very small chance you a right ... but it's so slim as to be ignorable ...That you know of...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Hardcore Punk
This is where my one ends up after a day with me..........
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Forum whore
They've gone home!!
Now grandad just has to fold up the swimming pool, put all my bits of timber back in the shed, clean the toothpaste off the vanity unit, vacumn the crushed up potato chips and other unidentifiable stuff out of the carpet, return the borrowed xbox.
The best part of them going?, grandad doesn't have to share the ice creamWill probably miss them
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
KB's Chief Cats
jen is a fucking pussy. i can't upload shit.
what a sore fanny she is.
Just faidin away!
Always having strife with wife on how to spread my butter and Marmite on toast!
She has just had strict instructions from our granddaughter on how "she" likes it!
Just like granddad apparently - YES!
It must be in the genes eh - just like granddad - so proud!
Hardcore Punk
I would get told to do it myself.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
KB's Chief Cats
by your imaginary wife/sister?
Hardcore Punk
Yes. And shit.by your imaginary wife/sister?
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Grumpy Old Bastard
My grand-daughter, aged 5 years and 2 weeks, is just exploring the joys of profanity...(learned from her Mum, not me).
"Pass me the fuckin' towel Mum."
"There's a shitload of cars here Papa."
"Tate (brother) is a naughty bugger Papa."
Wasn't me...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Forum whore
Our little granddaughter was starting Kindy, parents were concerned about her toilet habits. Her mother asked her how she got on after her first day, "I was too scared to shit".
The grandson (3 at the time) was climbing up the ladder to the swimming pool. Granddad asked him if he needed to use the toilet first. Grandson reaches into the back of his togs and pulls out a fistfull of brown stuff. " here, granddad"
" Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
Yeah I'm kinda hoping my kids don't breed. It hard enough in our 40s with 4&5 yrs olds but their kids we'd be a million and they're both on the spectrum so chances are. Let's not think about it. Time for bed. . . or at least for a while.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
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