A job I've always dreamed about, but a few years too late...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_4cH_5Zl-c
Hardcore Biker
A job I've always dreamed about, but a few years too late...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_4cH_5Zl-c
Nana
If you like being hated, starting arguments and drawing pretty pictures to tell people where to go: project manager.
Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.
Nana
You might need to work on your ignorance of process and technical requirements.
Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.
Forum whore
This bit is vital to Project Manager success!Originally Posted by Big Dog
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
In the riders seat
Fucking mint, I'm going to be a Project Manager then, I feel overly qualified
"If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."
Forum whore
I'm working with a lot of project managers in my current position. Hmmmm I should do a course in it - get a bit of paper.
Born to be mild
My brother is a Project Manager in a partnership. Seems to make ample money to have fun with too.
Grow older but never grow up
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
I have been informed that a lawyer's tie prevents the foreskin sliding up and over the head.
They are cocks...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
No8 Wire Extraordinaire
HEY I'm a lawyer I resent that!
oh hold on I meant Liar.
Actually maybe i be I should be a Lawyer.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Forum whore
Either that or hiding the circumcision scars...and judging by the lawyers I've met to date both statements seem close to the mark
Bogeyman
It can be fun. If you have a handle on shit. In all of it's various shades, textures, odours, viscosities, etc.
An ex boss handed me a project once, along with all of the production spec's, the budget and the project timeline. I said: You don't need me, you've already got it all worked out, job's done.
Whereupon he attempted to "manage" the situation, thinking it was a case of massaging my ego. Eventually I told him he could have two out of: the cost, the quality or the delivery date, but if he wanted me to manage the project then one of them was mine.
I'm not a project manager nowadays.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
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