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    Great advice for all you ladies out there

    Sitting here supping an ale while herself has Masterchef Australia on TV in the background.

    There are three chicks cooking some kind of a desert as far as I can make out (I'm listening, not wathing).

    Then I hear from the TV some great advice in a female voice, as follows.....

    "...and I take my eye off it for one second and the next thing I know I have cream all over my face"

    So glad mainstream TV is offering good gobbling advice, well done TVNZ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Sitting here supping an ale while herself has Masterchef Australia on TV in the background.

    There are three chicks cooking some kind of a desert as far as I can make out (I'm listening, not wathing).

    Then I hear from the TV some great advice in a female voice, as follows.....

    "...and I take my eye off it for one second and the next thing I know I have cream all over my face"

    So glad mainstream TV is offering good gobbling advice, well done TVNZ
    But but but I thought you had dedicated your life to pies! -

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    But but but I thought you had dedicated your life to pies! -
    Oh, I was thinking pies as well...of a different kind

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    It's a prime example of prime time tv offering prime advice on a subject of prime importance. Pies are a religion, sucky sucky love you long time is a result


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    I will take heed of your advice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by swtfa View Post
    I will take heed of your advice...
    about the pies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    "...and I take my eye off it for one second and the next thing I know I have cream all over my face"
    There's the advice you need for your other thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    But but but I thought you had dedicated your life to pies! -
    l believe it's called being pie-faced

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    A cream pie may be more suitable for your tastes?

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    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    [IMG]...wasting space...[/IMG]

    ...far more of interest than Ed's new, 'yid-yanks, wank myself even sillier', thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ellipsis View Post
    ...far more of interest than Ed's new, 'yid-yanks, wank myself even sillier', thread...
    I haven't got around to disrupting that thread yet ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    I haven't got around to disrupting that thread yet ...
    Don't bother. Katman is attacking left right and centre with relish. Yokel is in there somewhere too posting endless links as usual. Mind you, it has gone a bit quiet, maybe they are relaxing in the "who would you go gay for" thread.
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