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    Where has all the fun gone in the world?

    I mean, come on......

    These days we are pounded by the words ‘Inappropriate’, ‘immature’ and ‘offended’. All words used by boring people to describe fun people in my book.

    There is enough shite going on in our world to get all bent out of shape about so why cant we just have a giggle. Jokes about one legged single lesbian mothers on benefit are funny, jokes about white kids with wings being angels but black kids with wings being bats are funny, jokes about Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs and fricking Arsenal supporters are funny.

    Lets face it, if you REALLY wanted to offend someone then you could burn down their house, smash their car or call them an Aborigine but in everyday life you should, in fact must, have a grin.
    I’ve even seen it in the biker community, two examples catapult themselves into my brain...

    1 – When I started the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club and a couple of people got up in arms over the ‘MC’ bit in the sense that ‘ooohhh, that makes us a 1%er gang’ and ‘ooohhh, we could get in trouble for this.’ My explanation that the initials MC in the context of the club was in fact Mince & Cheese. No one thought that was funny. And, my personal favourite...

    2 – A weekend away with the fatties and a certain person was warned that if he stayed up after midnight socialising with us then he would be locked out of his room by the other two bikers he was staying with, just because this person wanted to stay up late and get on the sauce. One of the other bikers disassociated himself with the fatties because, and I quote, “they are just a bunch of drunken goons”....Im quite proud of that to be honest....

    But my point remains this, where has all the fun gone in the world and is it time to stop nancing around and get some giggling going.....and if anyone gets offended then simply show them this great quote from Stephen Fry.....

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    some people havent grasped internet rule #1:
    nothing is srs.

    As far as irl goes, if youd laugh when it happens to someone else, youd have to laugh when it happens to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    and if anyone gets offended then simply show them this great quote from Stephen Fry....
    Looks like he's been doing some training for the FBMC since that photo was taken...

    Is there an official recipe for a FB M&C? Seems like there should be.
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    Sorry, I stole it. I'll put it back.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Sorry, I stole it. I'll put it back.
    Look again mashie I sold it! . . Cheer up Max I still like your funnies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Look again mashie I sold it! . . Cheer up Max I still like your funnies!
    Bastard... but I have to admire the quality of the fake you left. I hope you got top $ for the original.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Bastard... but I have to admire the quality of the fake you left. I hope you got top $ for the original.
    Sorry - didn't need the money - just wanted to cheer Max up a bit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Sorry - didn't need the money - just wanted to cheer Max up a bit!
    I'm a happy Chappy but there should be more happy folk and less twats with hot spoons up their arses. Rude jokes and pictures of tits is what this world needs


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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Sorry - didn't need the money - just wanted to cheer Max up a bit!
    The fecker looks happy enough to me... but I get the sentiment
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    It's been a problem with people for a long time. King Solomon advised, "Do not hurry to be offended because taking offense is with the stupid ones." Ecc. 7:11
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    I'm sure some clever person could make a chart.
    The decline in "funny" Vs the increase of Hi-Viz faggoty vests.

    You do not see a person in faggy-wear smiling or laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    I'm sure some clever person could make a chart.
    The decline in "funny" Vs the increase of Hi-Viz faggoty vests.

    You do not see a person in faggy-wear smiling or laughing.
    I can no longer work in Hi-Viz faggoty factories, I'm done with that shit.
    I once quit a job because a work mate got the sack for a racist comment.

    I now work where there are pictures of naked ladies on the wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yokel View Post
    I now work where there are pictures of naked ladies on the wall.
    You work in an Adult shop?

    Choice!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yokel View Post

    I now work where there are pictures of naked ladies on the wall.
    So your a short-sighted gynaecologist.

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    No, so you're out of work Christmas cracker joke writer?

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