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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    but the number of blings and PM's I get show that most do get it.
    Theres that ego again.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Seriously?
    Who me?
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
    You stole that one off of me in the RR thread. Fucker.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuzzardNZ View Post
    Seems you get a fair amount of reds too, as you're still 15th on the list of top negative posters
    Only reason I am that far down is Katman can only red rep so many times and has to wait.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    That man deserves a DB
    Me or him? I reckon we should all deserve one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    That man deserves a DB
    A Dangerous Bastard? That's rather cruel and unusual punishment, y'know.
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Way way WAY too many serious fuckers in the world, take Ed for example.

    This place is rife with serious fuckers. Kill em all.
    The best are the ones that shriek with rage when demanding that others lighten up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    I have a rep for being the funny guy amongst family and friends with playing with the English language one of my favourite past times
    That says more about your family and friends than it does you in my opinion. Sad fucks the lot of 'em.

    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear
    But I will try harder to bring it out here.
    Please don't. Maybe you could go for a swim instead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I did you doubting John Thomas you
    Really?

    So you'd happily point her toward the thread started on a motorcyclists forum outlaying your fantasy about her sexual orientation?

    (All done seemingly for the collective gratification of your fellow motorcyclists?)

    Are you having us on or is she seriously that fucked in the head that she enjoys being discussed in such a crass manner?

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    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
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    hahahah. White peopl are stuppid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I reckon they are the funniest myself.

    Good Jehova Witness joke as well, I LOL'd
    Yeh, but I've got no built in padding; and some of the sheila's down in palmy can hit like a freight train.

    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    You stole that one off of me in the RR thread. Fucker.
    No such thing as a stolen joke*, just shared laughter







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    I hear ya - I reckon on any given day at work I am a hairs width from a PG.

    Thing is if I am overheard talking about the length of - or lack of length of a skirt in the office my defense would clearly be to tell HR to walk up the stairs behind her as I had to.

    B R E A K F A S T was clearly visible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I rest my case - that skirt was way too short for a professional environment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Really?

    So you'd happily point her toward the thread started on a motorcyclists forum outlaying your fantasy about her sexual orientation?

    (All done seemingly for the collective gratification of your fellow motorcyclists?)

    Are you having us on or is she seriously that fucked in the head that she enjoys being discussed in such a crass manner?
    Blimey dude who took the jam out of your doughnut?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Blimey dude who took the jam out of your doughnut?


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    He licks it out himself, three times a week. Katwoman puts some back in on Sunday's all ready for a brand new week of fun fun fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    He licks it out himself, three times a week. Katwoman puts some back on Sunday's all ready for a brand new week of fun fun fun.
    That's why I've always loved the geezer, in a special way that only an Englishman could ever love another man. It's a beautiful thing 😷


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